Ugh. My head hurts so fucking much. What did that idiot do to me last night?!..tch.
I turn to my right and turn my alarm clock off and got up out bed, I turned around and seen lust.
Why is he here.. What is he doing in my damn bed?! I thought to myself.
"SANS" I heard papyrus scream up. "COMIN' BOSS!" I yelled back. I walked downstairs and seen boss, blue, stretch and dance. "What the hell? Why are they here?" I asked sharply. "We are here to see you and Lust, fell!" blue happily screeched as his brother got up. "Yeah, I'm here for you though"I turned around and walked into the kitchen as dance and blue walked upstairs to wake up Lust. Pap sat on the couch and watched some Telivision. "So what's up, lil buddy?" stretch asked me while smoking. "Nothin' much, what about you carrot?" I chuckled and put on some toast. Stretch lifted me up on the counter and blew smoke in my face. "Hey!" i growled at him and he laughed. "Shut up sans" boss barked at me and stretch. "Yes, boss.." I quietly said. Blue and Lust ran downstairs. Dance slowly followed behind. "That's my que to go, cya both laterz" stretch calmly said while waving at me and boss. "Bye" we both said. I jumped off the counter and grabbed some mustard out the fridge. "what are you doing, sans?" pap asked me. "Getting my mustard for my toast, bro" I said. I put the mustard on the toast and I felt something breathe on my skull "b-boss..?" I stuttered as I slowly turned around. "Go get changed and get to your station, you can eat your breakfast there" he said to me while going to put on his scarf. "Got it boss"
I got to my station like always and sat there drinking mustard with my toast. I seen the goat lady with the 2 girls wearing stripped shirts and the flower. "Hey again fell!" said goat lady. "Oh hey tori, I see your taking the kids out again"i said cheerfully." Just like Monday, sans!" said frisk." Yeah whatever comedian" chara said sarcasticly. "Can I talk to sans again please, toriel?" flowey asked very shyly. Tori nodded and the girls walked away. "Sans.." flowey asked. "What flower" I growled. His face changed in a second because of fear "D-does toriel know about this?" "No, of course not" I said briefly. I got up and carried flowey to toriel and the girls. "I'm back tori!" flowey excitedly said. Frisk put him in her hand and chara ran to a huge snow pile to play a game of snowball with us. "CATCH!" chara yelled at me. I froze the snowball and there it back at her. "No magic sans!". "Your on, chara" i growled. We started having a snowball fight and it was 39-140. "DANG IT SANS" chara screamed at me and I got up. "Your getting better though, chara" i chuckled. I walked over to hotland taking them with me. "let's see grilbz, shall we?" I said as we walked in. "Afternoon, grillby" I said to him. "having a hot day, ey you 5?" he said while smilingly. "The usual for us" tori asked.
About an hour and a bit later.
"SANS, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU" pap screamed. I ran to the house in panic, got inside and ran to the kitchen. "Oh fuck" I grasped. "fuck fuck fuck fuck" I got out thr kitchen and ran upstairs. "SANS ARE YOU HERE?!" pap barked. I opened my door and said yes boss. "YOU SCARED THE LIVING MAGIC OUT OF ME SANS!" boss panicked. I started laughing and walked downstairs. "What's up bro? Got another crack in your socket?" he giggled and asked me. "Oh shut up, bro" I said. He went to his room and got changed. He came back down and sat beside me on the sofa. "How was your day, boss?" I happily asked. "Like always, sans. Very boring and aggressive" he sounded distressed. "Was it undyne and asgore pushing you again?" I asked. He was shocked and dragged me upstairs. "o-of course not sans. Don't be so fucking rediculous" he stuttered. He sat on his bed and I sat on the floor teleportibg one of his books to me. "what are you doing" boss asked me angerly. "I'm reading a book of yours" I said while reading a paragraph. I layed on my stomach reading and heard papyrus muffling his speach. "What was that, pap?" I asked quietly. "Nothing sans" he sharply said to me. "If you say so" I said going back to the book I was reading. "Hey can I borrow your bo-" I was asking before I was interrupted. "HEY PAPYRUS GET OUT HERE!" Undyne yelled to pap. "Ugh. What does that fishy fuck want" he growled and I laughed. "Good luck papyrus" I smiled as he walked downstairs and opened the door. "KEEP YOUR DAMN DOG TO YOUR SELVES" she growled at my brother. I teleported down beside him and pushed undyne "don't talk to papyrus like that again, fish" i barked. She picked me up "1hp monster" she hissed at me. I punched her in the face and started yelling at her "YOU LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE!" I repeatedly screamed. Papyrus pulled me off undyne and froze me in the air with his magic. "I'm so sorry undyne, my lazy ass brother can't control himself" he lied to undyne helping her up. He sighed, "next time he does it.. he's going to be turned into dust" undyne threatened him. I managed to get out of papyrus' magic and screamed "DONT RBREATEN MY BRO LIKE THAT!" papyrus teleported us in his room and he slammed the door. "SANS WHAT THE FUCK?!" pap screamed at me as I backed away to the corner. "S-sorry boss.. I-I was protecting you.." I looked away and gulped, sweating and about to cry. "Sans" he said. "Look at me" he got down on his knees and made me face him. "Y-yes boss?" I trembled. "I'm sorry for telling at you, sans" he leaned in, pulled me to his chest and hugged me. "H-huh? Papy-" I was interrupted again by hearing him sniff. "Papy?" i said while sniffling. "I'm so sorry, sans" he stood up and picked me up. "I love you, brother" I said to him while hugging his chest "Is that so, sans?" he glared at me while smirking. He layed me on his bed and he leaned over me. "P-pap..?" I stuttered while seeing him blush.