Booze and Elbows

"What's wrong with you? Stop! That's gonna make it worse!!" A cheery voice sounded through the corridor. The noise was coming from Katsuki's dorm.

Katsuki, who had gone out to get food, was intrigued, and crept closer to the noise.

There, in the dorm, Sero was on the bed, wrapping tape around his elbow, while Izuku ran around, trying to get him to stop.

All while Denki was sticking his fingers in the electrical sockets.

What a lovely day to be alive.

No one noticed Katsuki leaning against the doorframe.

And then, Kirishima waltzed out of the bathroom, dressed in...

A shark onesie.

Of course he was.

Mina was giggling on the floor, flirting with a vase.

An empty vase.

And Jirou was sobbing on the floor, her purple hair everywhere.

"I WANT A HAMSTER!!" Jirou screamed, pounding her feet on the floor.

Izuku looked up, and noticed Katsuki. Silently, he mouthed 'help'.

"What happened??" Katsuki asked, walking into the room.

"They... got drunk. Sorry for keeping them in your room, I figured it would be the least... dangerous."

"GIMME THE HAMSTER" Jirou shouted, before bursting into tears.

"You're looking pretty tonight... How 'bout I buy you a drink?" Mina said, batting her eyes at the vase.

"What do we do??" Katsuki asked, over the noise.

"I don't know! All I know is that Sero hit his elbow, and is convinced it's broken. Mina is... flirting with a vase. By the way, you own flowers? Denki is shocking himself, which is awesome. Jirou is... I don't know, I'm leaving her alone. And Kirishima is a shark now," Izuku said, rubbing the back of his neck nervously.

Speaking of Kirishima, he had just turned on 'Baby Shark' and started dancing. In a shark onesie.

Truly a dumbass at heart.

"Maybe we should get Aizawa?"

Izuku nodded, running out of the room to collect their teacher.

Meanwhile, Bakugo approached Zero, who was now taping his left leg to his right leg.

"Hey, buddy. How about you retract the tape now? Okay?" Katsuki said, in his gentlest voice possible.

Sero looked at him as if he grew wings, and ignored him.

"I think that dress would look better on my floor..." Mina said, winking at the vase.

"BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO"

"GIMME MY HAM-E-STER!"

Katsuki groaned, and gently pulled Denki away from the electrical socket. To which Denki immediately began playing with Katsuki's hero merch, and figurines.

"I-i'm back!" Izuku said, re-appearing at the door.

Aizawa stood there, took one look around at the room, and briskly walked away, mumbling how he "Didn't get paid enough for this shit,"

Mina began to make out with the vase.

"Let's get them some water,"

Izuku nodded in agreement.

"I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW!" Denki shouted at Sero, who had begun to poke Denki's cheek.

"I NEED TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN!!" Kiri shouted, before pretending to dive into the 'water' (carpet).

Katsuki ran out of the bathroom, and gently coaxed Mina into drinking some water, while Izuku did the same for Sero.

Jirou had stopped crying, and began to throw up.. Everywhere.

Denki was still playing with action figures.

Kiri was swimming in the beautiful carpet ocean.

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Katsuki and Izuku had eventually began to get them all water, and soon they all had passed out. Then, the two dragged the group to Kirishima's room, and layed them all on the ground, since Katsuki's room was a mess.

"Thank you, by the way," Katsuki said, smiling slightly at Izuku.

Izuku nodded, "Anytime,"

"How did they get the booze, anyways?"

Izuku shrugged.

"Well, i'm gonna go to sleep, so see you tomorrow?" Izuku said, getting off the bed, and beginning to walk towards the door.

"Yep!" Katsuki replied, before turning off the light and quickly falling asleep.

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"Why does everything hurt so bad?" Mina said, groggily.

The whole crew had began to stir, and wake up. Katsuki was an early riser, and had been awake for a couple hours.

"Because you morons decided to get drunk!" Bakugo replied, before handing Mina an Advil and a glass of water.

He went around the room, giving out Advil and water glasses to them all.

When he reached to give it to Sero, Sero visibly flinched.

"Yo, you good?" Katsuki asked.

"I... think I broke my elbow.."

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Its short, I know. But I had fun, and I was polishing up my other fic the whole time lol

~Pluto

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