Crackheads

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(I didn't check for spelling bc I'm in the middle of Spanish 💀💀💀💀) oh and enjoy b¡tech



Your name is Aliyah Marina you look like yourself cause bitch you look like a BAD BITCH



💀✨ᴀᴛ Sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ✨💀

You enter Maths (fuck maths)

Aliyah: we're tfs Mattia istg if he's watching Dora in the toilets-
Mattia came in with his looking like he got jumped
Mrs,Ass:we're was you Mr,Polibio
Mattia:oh I got shoved in a locker by some weird smelling people *as he lifts up his glasses*
Mrs,Ass: omg are u ok?
Mattia:y-yes *walk to you*
You: tf happened to you started jerking of too Dora?
Mattia:she's fine✨✨oh and no I got jumped by Troy and Xavier again
You:them crackheads that said they wanted to throw the mom in a oven because she didn't give him crack
Mattia:Yup and don't say crack it's inappropriate
You:no it-
Mrs,Ass CLASS OVER GET YOUR ASSES OUT oh and bye mattia :)
Mattia:bye miss
You:Bye Sir🕳👩🏽‍🦯
*at your house*
Mattia: can you put on bubble guppies
U: tf don't u watch adult tv
Mattia:my mom said I can't watch it makes me inappropriate
u:ur fucking 17
Mattia: NO CUSS WORDS GUYS ITS INNAPPROPRIATE
U:just shut the fuck up before I shove a bubble guppy don't your throat
*mattia starts crying*
U: oh- 👁👄👁 uh sorry?
Mattia while sobbing *it's fine :(5
U: I can't do this
Mattia: what your homework I'll do it I just gotta watch bubble guppies and Dora 😉😉😉
U: we need to toughen you tf up
Mattia: can u say "
yo se mi abcs"
U: what suck ur mom?
Mattia: ö BAD WORDS AND AND I SAID "YO SE MI ABCS" WELL ThAT DORA SAID
Mattia:I don't need toughen up I'm fine the way I am I just need to find out how to find  Dora in google maps
you:🥲 this is gonna be hard
Mattia:I can read you poetry if you want
You: fuck poetry that shit is old and none likes it
Mattia: I do and I think it's amazing
U:ima get water
Mattia: get me some
U: K
*you go down stair and see that you have left over vodka*
U: won't mind if Mattia gets drunk will he no I'm sure he'd rather have doras cum
*you put the vodka in his water but more vodka and give it him*
U: MATTIA here have this
Mattia: OoO watorh
U: ye......

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