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i feel like
i shouldnt go to play practise
mostly cuz i dont want to
...
but i have to
but i dont want to dress up as a FUCKEN FARY PRINCESS!!!
well i have this social studies report due tomarrow
and i needed to look up why Queen Elizabeth I mother dies and here
me: hmm.. how did her mother die or um why?
Computer: GOOGLE IT PLZ USE GOOGLE GOOGLE LOVES YOU!!
me; well... ok!
me; searches up why did anne boleyn (her mom) die
computer; google search says "She was executed on charges of incest, witchcraft, adultery and conspiracy against the king."
me; oh well i did not need to know that
computer; She was accused of committing incest with her brother, George Boleyn who was also executed on May 17th, 1536, two days prior to her own execution.
me; COMPUTER I DONT WANT TO KNOW THAT!
computer; how else are u gonna finish your report
me; stop being a butt
computer; you no love me...
me; your feeding me incest information!
computer; * decides to slow down..
me;...
