Slytherin Common Room Pt - 1

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*The Next Day*

*In the Slytherin common room*

Y/n: *yawns*

Y/b/f: *Talking with Fundy*

Y/n: Oh Good Morning Y/b/f!

Y/b/f: Mornin'!

Y/n: God my hair is a mess!

Y/b/f: *Walks over*

Y/b/f: Oh god it really is

Y/n: I'm gonna go to the bathrooms to brush my hair now

Y/b/f: Mk

Y/n: *leaves*

Draco: Oh hey guys

Y/b/f: *Walks back to Fundy*

Technoblade: Hallo

Dream: Hi!

Draco: Hey Y/b/f did you see Y/n?

Y/b/f: Yeah

Draco: Where did she go?

Y/b/f: She went to the bathrooms to go fix her hair

Draco: Okay, just wanted to make sure she's okay

Y/b/f: Its fin--

Jchlatt: WTF ARE YOU ALL DOING UP ITS 6 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING

Y/b/f: Uuuuuhhhh

Y/n: *walks back in and sees Jchlatt*

Y/n: Imma just.. go

Y/n: *retreats*

Y/b/f: No PLEASE

Y/b/f: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THEM

Y/n: I can't leave you and Draco!!! *Runs back*

Draco: Chill he won't hurt you

Y/b/f: He can make you very uncomfortable sometimes

Y/n: He's mean :(

Jchlatt: WHAT DO YOU LIKE D*CK AND B*LLS Y/n?

Draco: Hey stop being mean to my little sister Jchlatt!

Y/n: *hides* I don't like him...

Jchlatt: Hey Draco do you like d*ck and b*lls!?

Draco: *about to punch him*

Y/n: Nuuu Dray it won't help

Dream: *Hits in the back of the head*

Y/b/f: That did

Jchlatt: *Middle finger*

Y/n: *middle finger*

Y/n: OH FUCK IM NOT IN GODDAM UNIFORM

Y/n: FUCK FUCK FUCK

Y/n: GOTTA SKRRT

Y/b/f: OH SHIT

Y/n: *RUNS OUT*

Y/b/f: *DASH*

*Y/n and Y/b/f come back literally 2 seconds later*

Y/n: K we good

Y/b/f: Hi

Y/n: Heyyy

Draco: how do you change so fast?!

Y/n: Meh secret

Tubbo*yawns*

Tubbo: Morning everyone

Y/n: Hai

Y/b/f: Hello Tubbo!

Fundy: Hi

D: Hey

Harry: *walks into Slytherin common room*

H: oh

H: um

Y/b/f: Hallo

Y/n: Bitch who tf are u

D: That's Harry Potter

Y/n: I didn't think the day would come when I'd finally meet you Pottah! If I'm being honest, I'm disappointed.

H: who are you?

Y/n: Oh me?

Y/n: I'm the Malfoys daughter!

H: Your really overhyped

Y/n: So what? You have an N on your head

Y/b/f: He seems like a Bitch

Y/n: Is it really all that cool, considering your parents are, you know dead?

Y/b/f: DAMNNN!! SALTY!!!

H: ...

Y/n: Wait a moment, aren't you the one who gets everybody killed?

400 words

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