Mark: HELLO everybody Markiplier here, we got questions and the boys and gals have been...wait I can do this...umm...mares...and uhm..oh! Colts yeah! So, they're having a bit of an argument and let's just say one got attacked with teeth and claws *points at Sombra*. That's what happened and let's get started, first one is from GoodKingSombra : I dare all to have a game of tag
Ooooo fun!Nightmare: *tags Chrysalis* your it!
Queen: not for long! *runs after*
*every pony starts to play*
Nightmare: you can't catch me!!
Queen: *tags* then why are you it? *laughs*
Nightmare: your next Sombra!
Sombra: oh no I'm not! *puts Mark in front of him*
Mark: AHH! No! *runs*
Nightmare: you need to go faster or I'm going to catch you!
Mark: like you ever will!
***after game**
Mark: ok...*huff* next question. It's from MaddieHouston : I dare you guys to read my story A Shadows Return (MLP fiction). it's not done yet.
Yeah!**after reading**
Sombra: I sound so brutal in this...I LOVE IT
Orcid: I like it too, I suggest you make more of it soon!
Mark: awesome book. next question! It's by ChaosQueen2001 : I put 50 bits on mares and also I dare all of you guys.... to tell each other your greatest fear.
*colts go to different room* *girls listen secretly outside*
Mark: MY greatest fear is probably that all the most scariest games I've played come to life and kill me in a certain death.
Sombra: mine is never to be able to use magic again.
Discord: mind is getting my heart broken if I ever fall in love...
Sombra: I thought you had "a heart of stone".
Discord: you may think that cause Celestia said so, but I'm like any other pony. It kills me thinking every pony in Equastria thinks I have a stone heart and don't care about any pony.
Orcid: *whispers* poor Discord...if only you knew that I don't think that..
**comes back out**
Mark: next one! It's by Luigigirl708 : I dare you all to turn into your OPPOSITE GENDERS HAHA,
Orcid: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!! I don't want to be THEM!
Discord: I've actually done this before *snaps* *they all turn into opposite genders*
Orcid: so then who are we called while we're like this?
Eris(Discord): you should know who I am as female, and for the fun of it, I'm going to call you Sinbad!
Sinbad(Orcid): Arrack huh?...hmm I like it! But isn't the names Sinbad and Eris from the MOVIE Sinbad?
Eris: yeah they are and...*snort*I'm sorry you just sound SO different as a boy.
Sinbad: yeah I know it's weird, but that does go for all of us!
Darkhorse(Nightmare): call me Darkhorse Knight!
Sombra: CHRSALIS YOU LOOK SO FUNNY!! *laughs*
Queen: shut up! Just because I look a lot like Shining Armor doesn't mean it's funny.
Darkhorse: we should call you King Cryptonight and Queen Sydney!
Sinbad: how come your so good at naming ponies?
Darkhorse: I don't know it just comes to me.
Sydney(Sombra): I don't like being a mare
King(Queen): and I don't like being a stallion
Mark: last question is from flute_player_1 : I dare all of you to have a mare vs. colt war! And Markiplier has to do the war also.
YAS!Sinbad: we'll stay this way, but just remember we still represent mare and you are still colts.
Eris: what kind of war we're going to have? There's all KINDS of wars?
Sinbad: true...what do you think? Your the Lord of Chaos?
Eris: In this situation, I'm the Lady of Chaos thank you! And I suggest we ask the questioners for once, what do you think we should do?
Mark: ok that's all we have for now, please ask some more questions and dares, and also help us with this war, and yes. They will be opposite genders in the next one also. As always, we will see you in the next ask. BU-BYE!!!
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Ask the Villains of Equestria (Completed)
FanfictionSo me, Discord, Sombra, Nightmare, and Chryslis (plus more) are bored and want to be asked questions, so go ahead and leave us one and I'm sure we'll have a great time