"Ter, Ter, Ter, wake up!"
"Go play outside, it still too early."
"Wake up, wake up, wake up!"
I grab my pillow that feels too hard to cover my ears.
"I'll buy you a snack if u be a good boy and play outside," I said quickly while trying to hide my face with the weird pillow that feels like having a zip.
Smack
"I'm not your dog, idiot!"
Rubbing my head, I squit my eyes from sun rays trying to blind me.
"It's still too early to wak_" I stop when the scene in front of me doesn't feel like my room.
Oh. I'm at school...
I look at the person who keeps yelling. "Tee. Did u carry me here?"
I use my hand to defend myself when he tried again.
"Bas, don't just laugh. Say something to him." Tee said sounding defeated.
"I can't. He's your son and you spoilt him first. Deal with it."
"He also your son! I can't be pregnant alone! Who push their sperm on my ass a few years ago when I still a virgin."
Tee outburst silent us and all the student in the canteen before we laugh like crazy! They have a weird hobby. Not because of their love of K-drama, but the way they re-enact the dramatic scene in our daily conversation makes our life more....interesting.
Yes. Really interesting, but not for an outsider...
It's normal for us to get judgemental eyes whenever we all hanging out.
These friend of mine, who people said nerd actually more crazy than me. Out of blue, they will start a conversation like we are threesome and having fight on who suppose to be top tonight or Tee looking depressed because Bas left him while he is pregnant to be with me while rubbing his belly.
Yeah, you guess it right. it never ended well. I was once chased by old grama with a broom for cheating with so call my wife or a woman come and spill a drink on top of Bas's head for pretending to slap the pregnant Tee.
I hate them... but I still love them. The only one who keep protecting me from the monster.
Ah... speaking on the monster... How do I make sure they see my new black anti-monster bracelet. I look around and spotted some senior.
I approach one of the senior's table. "Sawadee Khrup, phi's."
They looking at me with awe...
"I was wondering if you can teach me this part." I said pretending to be a student.
"So cute!!!!" One girl start squelling ignoring my request.
"I want to pinch his cheek. he so adorableeeee" another join the squel
"Pleeeeeeaseee. let me pinch your cheek." And another start the hunting.
I'm nervous but I need to do this.
"Alright. let me wipe my cheek first. I don't want my senior hand to get dirty." I said while folding my sleeves and 'accidentally' showing the bracelet while wiping my cheek with my hand.
I should ask Tee to record this. their face is too priceless.
"W-why are you wearing those?" one of the girls ask.
I give them a confusing face. "Oh, you mean this?"
They nodded slowly looking nervous.
"I don't know. The senior asked me to wear this for him." A white lie won't hurt
"He keeps insisting me to wear this but I'm serious doesn't know why."
"Isn't this.." one girl stop her sentence by looking at her friend who nodded slowly.
"But which one?" She gulp.
"Oh. I cant tell. He said to keep his name."
"Shit. this is the worst. the one who gave to him playing the mind tricks. By keeping secret, every single engineering students will protect him." They whispering loudly. At this rate, the whole canteen can hear this. I'm itchy to roll my eyes but I'm now I'm a good cute and polite junior.
"Oh, you can pinch my cheek now," I said later, become bolder after seeing their reaction.
"N-no. it's ok. I don't need it anymore?"
"Why?" I said pretending to pout a bit.
She looks at me and her hand move slowly looking star struck but her friend quickly grab her hand shaking her head at her.
"W-we better go. Our class nearly start." They quickly grabbing all the item and literally running from the scene with one of them ended up tripping and falling
"Muahahhahahah." I laugh evilly satisfied with the scene.
Look like this anti-monster thing more powerful than I thought. I want to keep this forever.
Damn why I told him I keep this until the monster not there anymore.
Oh wait. I can just pretend there still a monster till forever, right?
I'm a genius!!!
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