***Please keep in mind I'm not the best fluff writer to ever exist. For those who didn't read the description, this isn't a smut. I just marked it as mature because of the adult themes.***
Blitzo arrives at work with his huge rusty old van that is covered with spray paint. He jumps out of the car with his megaphone.
"ALRIGHT, I.M.P.! IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK!" Blitzo yelled with his megaphone. The other imps cringed from the noise.
"WILL YOU PLEASE PUT THAT THING AWAY, SIR? WE'RE STANDING RIGHT BESIDE YOU SO THERE'S NO REASON TO BE SO LOUD!" Moxxie yelled.
"Look who's yelling right now, hypocrite!" Blitzo replied with a grin.
"I-" Moxxie was about to say before his boss put his finger on Moxxie's lips.
"It's time for work, not time to bully!" Blitzo said in a weird voice.
Moxxie swore to himself that one day he would kill his boss and eat his balls for dinner. Moxxie once told Blitzo these plans when he was angry a few years ago, but Blitzo just laughed and explained how "That sounded kinky as fuck". Moxxie decided to just eat Blitzo's arm instead.
The imps walked into the office and sat at their usual places. They were talking about the usual stuff, like how they could get more clients and to improve their killing speed.
"Hey, Blitz?" Millie interrupted. Blitzo and Moxxie were in an argument over the appropriate amount of sick days they should be able to have.
"What the hell, Millie? I'm in the middle of roasting this cheap motherfucker who thinks that we should have eight sick days per year! ONE IS ENOUGH!" Blitzo replied angrily.
"I'm sorry to bother you, but are we gonna mention the fact that it's Valentines Day?" Millie asked with a sparkle in her eye.
"Uh, No!" Blitzo yelled as he smashed his hands on the table. "Valentines Day was a stupid holiday made by chocolate companies to sell more chocolate! These human holidays are NOT anything a demon should celebrate!"
"Don't listen to him Millie. He's just saying that because nobody loves him and he knows he will be single forever. That is all!" Loona said with a chuckle.
"Loony! That is super untrue young lady!" Blitzo said in his 'Dad Voice' "Did Moxxie say that? ARE YOU BRAINWASHING MY DAUGHTER, MOXXIE?!?"
"Me brainwash HER? I would if I could! Then I could teach her to be a decent demon being!" Moxxie said as he crossed his arms.
"LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT A 'DECENT DEMON BEING' IS, MOXXIE!" Loona yelled at the white haired imp.
"THAT'S RIGHT!" Blitzo said as he hugged his daughter.
"God fucking dammit, Blitz..." Loona said angrily. "Also, I was lying. There is someone who loves you! And I know you love him back...~"
"What are you talking about? I-" Blitzo realized who she was talking about and he started blushing, which didn't really show because of his already red skin tone.
"I invited him here for you. Here's your phone back, BLITZY!" Loona said.
She left the room and started laughing her face off. Blitzo looked at his texts, and it read:
2/14, 11:21 A.M.
(STOLAS): Happy Valentines Day Blitzy!
(BLITZO) Hey, Stolas! I've been thinking about you recently...
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Stolas and Blitzo's Valentines Day ♥ (Read Desc) ♥
FanficONESHOT Note: I wrote this back in February (feels like forever ago) and I have gotta say, this story definitely isn't the best Stolas x Blitzo Oneshot ever created. Not at all. I hate how I wrote it. I wrote the characters badly. This is very chees...
