Human!Foxy x Reader Part 1

Human!Foxy x Reader part 7

After a few minutes of people complimenting you on your singing you finally make your way out of Pirate’s Cove, but you swore the whole time you could feel a star burrowing into your neck. You couldn’t find out who because the crowd was so thick, but you had a feeling something bad was to happen.  You walk to the exit, all you want to do is go home and sleep, but before you could you even open the door you feel a hand on your shoulder, you jump and turn around while swinging your bad, hitting Jake right in the face, making him topple over. “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!” yells jake while rubbing his cheek. “We-We-well… It was a reflex!” you say in defense. “Ja right dolly.” He says with grunt as he stands up. “Sinse when do you speak German?” you ask. “Since never.” He responds with a chuckle. You raise a brow, but push it off to the side “So why did you want my attention?” you ask. “I just wanted to say that Mr.Boss says he wants us to dress up tomorrow for Halloween.” He says. You furrow your eyebrows…  you don’t have a costume… but your friend (f.n.) __________ most likely does… “Do we have to?” you ask “Yeah you have to.” He says with a chuckle as he slings his messenger bag’s strap over his shoulder.

"There you are you idiotic Prussian, stop flirting with people." says a blond. "You walking home with me my favorite Canadian?"  asks Jake. "Wait for the American." says the blond with a sly smile. "Um.. why are you guys calling each other by nationality?" you ask. "You guys weren't about to leave without me were you?" asks a brunet as he walks up to the little group you've formed. "No. Remember the last time we did that?" Says Jake before he bursts out laughing. "Don't remind me, it took me a long time to make up a excuse on how my apartment exploded..." mutters Rico while shaking his head.  “Exploded?!” you ask loudly while taking a few steps back, holding your arms up as if trying to protect you from something. “Don’t worry dollface, this stupid american only blows up things he hates, or because he’s bored.” says Jake with a sly smile. “Doesn’t mean it’s normal!!! NOR SAFE!” you yell, now fiddling for the door handle to try and escape. “You guys are scaring her.” says the blond, “Well are we going drinking or not?”  asks the brunette. “Ja, ja we are.” says jake, “Oh by the way, this adorable Canadian is Rico and this this stupid american is Sam.” You stare at the two wondering how you even ended up meeting such weird people,l but before you have a chance to say anything Jake grabs your hand and drags you out the door, Rico and Sam trailing behind. “TO THE BAR!” yells Jake as he walks to his car. “Wait What?! I don’t drink! And I have to come to the contest in a hour!” you yell while trying to get out of his tight grip but to no avail. “THEN DRINK WATER!” he yells as he tosses you into his car, Rico grabbing shotgun, Jake driving, and Sam sitting next to you. “TH-THIS IS KI-KID-KIDNAPPING YOU KNOW!” you yell, “The door’s unlocked doll, get out whenever you want.” says Jake with a chuckle, but before you even have a chance to escape to freedom, Jake drives full speed to the bar like a maniac.

The drive to the bar was crazy, people honking as Jake drove recklessly, Sam yelled for him to slow down but he just turned up the radio in response. Rico clutched his arm rest like his life depended on it, and you kept trying to open the door even though it had been locked a while ago after the door was almost torn off by another car after you opened it earlier. You arrived at the bar as Jake  skidded the car into the parking lot. You guys get out of the car, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!!" yells as he steps out of car, slamming the door behind himself.  “It was horrible!” retorts Sam. Rico just nods in response as you all walk into the bar only to see a Mr.Foxy sitting at the counter with a bottle of Rum. “Foxy? Why are you here?” you ask while approaching him. His sunset yellow eyes turn to face your (e.c.)__________  as he says,” They were all out of rum at the Pizzeria, so I went to get some more.” he takes a sip of his rum. “Want some?” he asks, “I”m trying not to get drunk, because I get kind of crazy when I do.” you mutter with a blush as you scratch the back of your head while looking away. Everyone raises a brow and look at each other silently, while you just stare at the ground. An as if they could speak telepathically they stared at you then back to each other and with a slight nod they grabbed you and put you on the bar stool. “WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” you scream, “You Missy are getting drunk tonight!!!” Jake yells,” 4 BEERS AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!”. And within seconds a beer is placed in front of you, jake and his friends, and a rum in front of Foxy. “TO (y.n.)__________!” They all yell as they clink their beers together. You on the other hand just shakily raise your beer, “yayyy…” you mutter like Fluttershy.

<i>~A one beers later~</i>

“And the pig looked at the chicken…” you mutter before hiccuping, “and said, QUACK!” you burst out laughing. Everyone stares at you, you are a little weird when you’re drunk. “WHAT ARE YE  LOOKIN’ AT LAD?!” you yell as you notice Jake staring at you. Suddenly a man walks in and you yell before running around like a crazy man “THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!” Foxy grabs you. “I think she’s had enough for tonight lads... I’m going to take her home before she starts streaking.” he says with a chuckle. “And how are you going to figure out where this Fräulein lives?” Jake asks while staring Foxy down like he was a shady person. Suddenly your phone rings wit the special ringtone of your friend’s favorite song starts to play. “(f.n.)__________ HAS JOINED THE BRITISH!!!” you yell. Jake picks up the phone since Foxy’s other hand is a hook and Sam and Rico are drunk as hell. “Helllloooo?” he asks. “Who is this? Where is (y.n.)__________?” the snappy voice of (f.n.)__________ demands. “Woah, woah. WOAH. Calm your titts doll.” says Jake with a chuckle, “DO you know where (y.n.)__________ lives?” he asks. “WHAT?! WHo is this?! Why do you want to know where (y.n.)__________ lives?” (f.n.)__________ demands. “Okay doll, first of all, your friend is drunk, and I being her coworker want to take her home.” “Hon who is that?” mutters a man on the phone, “Nothing crumb cake.” says (f.n.), “Fine she lives in Apartment 787 Rainbow Drive Apartments. Now leave me alone.” A beep is heard as (f.n.)__________ hangs up. “That was easier than I thought…” mutters Jake, “Yeah too easy lad. But I’ll take her home.” He says. Jake hans Foxy your bag and coat before he walks out to his car.