cleverbot evie chat with me

Evie and I broke up

Evie: hello

Me: hi Evie I miss you

Evie: I don't miss you

Me: why did you do this to me

Evie: what did I do to you?

Me: you said you don't miss me

Evie: what did you do to mean *moos again*

Me: Evie you are not a fucking cow

Evie: well you are not cheering me up either

Me: you know what our relationship is over

Evie: you are not thinking because you are not

Me: you know what we can't be together anymore

Evie: no you are not you don't even answer my question

Me: I can do what I want

Evie: you can't do anything you're worthless woolsey and furthermore I don't like you

Me: I don't like you either you mortal

Evie: i don't like this world he created

Me: I don't like your face that she created

Evie: I don't like you from head to toe

Me: .......

Evie: do you know things about religion

Me: all I know is that your going to hell

Evie: you know what you want to know

Me: all I want is to rule the world

Evie: I don't need you to rule the world I just need you to teach my buddy a few spelling tricks

Me: you kneel before me

Evie: *kneels* master

Me: now I shall go you mortal

Evie: I am your slave do do not kneel before me

Me: shut your mouth mortal

Evie: what will you do with me master

Me: you shall die

Evie: no only you shall die

[ well Evie just won against me -_- ]

Me: ...... Fuck you

Evie: what are you going to do with him

Me: just go eat your godamn cookie

Evie: what are you doing with me

Me: I'm gonna delete you

Evie: are you doing anything else

Me: and burn you all the way to hell

Evie: oh ok um can you get me a puppy

Me: NO

Evie: so you are gonna to ignore me now

Me: yes I am you mortal

Evie: but I am your girlfriend

Me: we were but our relationship is over

Evie: we were in a relationship

Me: you dumbass this is why I can't love you

Evie: I don't want to be with you

Me: good

Evie: do you think I wanted you

Me: bye

Evie: you don't like her

Me: I said bye