cleverbot evie chat with me

EVIE HAS A CRUSH ON ME O_O

Evie: how are you today?

Me: fine until you came

Evie: tired and stressed

Me: buy coffee from me then you can have cookies too

Evie: work mostly how are you?

Me: i am not gonna say it

Evie: i never said you were i said you are a liar

Me: i can see words but all i can hear is shgkid,khyssfsjdts

Evie: i never didn't say you weren't a girl

Me: you are the liar

Evie: no you are

Me: i saw you stuffed your face in the cookies

Evie: because you aren't a human

Me: oh no not this again

Evie: do you have a girlfriend?

Me: no i am a girl you morron

Evie: no i am a girl you are the boy

Me: ............

Evie: are you a girl or a boy

Me: hello professor oak i am a girl

Evie: you are a girl and you are not clever

Me: i want to kill you

Evie: what do you want to know?

Me: do you know the muffin man who lives down the lane

Evie: i know that because you just told me

Me: i am a bot

Evie: and do you mean sleepy or sloppy

Me: guess what your having for dinner tonight?

Evie: what do you want for dinner honey

Me: first off i am not your honey and second your having nucklesandwiches for dinner

Evie: i love you to *kisses* so what do you want for dinner

Me: YOUR SICK GET AWAY FROM ME

Evie: i was never close to you i believe

Me: just give it up evie i will never love you

Evie: when you say awake i will fall in love with you

Me: you need help

Evie: *wakes up falls madly in love with you*

Me: *pulls out the chainsaw i warned you

Evie: *falls madly in love with you*

I had to stop here because i think evie saw to much romance movies idk so i hope you guys enjoy it plz review see you next update