It's A JeCk Life

Chapter 9

|time skip to Sarah's wedding| (you decide the theme)

J: (now a priestess) do you Sarah take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband through sickness and in health

S: I do

J: do you Matt take this woman to be your awfully wedded wife through sickness and through health

Mt: I do

J: you may now read your vows

S: Matt when this b*tch who is wedding us told me that we would end up married I didn't believe it and no matter how much I denyed it I knew somewhere in my heart she was right then she locked us in a closet for an hour that is when I realized that she was of course right I love you Matt always have always will

Mt: Sarah my love my sunshine my world I have loved you since I had first laid my eyes on you you seemed ready to beat everyone but in the end you lost to our b*tch priestess-

J: you shouldn't dis on me I'm doing this for free all the others would have charged you

Mt: our priestess you were really ready to take on the world because that lost you learned that no matter how tough you are somebody can take you down our priestess showed that to you and you have developed to an even more beautiful woman and I am proud to make you my wife

J: the rings please

Sarah's little brother came over with the rings and handed them to who they belong to them they put them on the ring finger

J: you may now kiss the bride

They kiss

J: I now pronounce you husband and wife I think I did that backwards oh well your married now have fun with that

S: some priestess you are

J: I did this for free and now if you excuse me I have to go get fired *takes off*

R: where is she going

Mt: to go get fired

R: well carry your wife away to the reception

So they go to the place that the reception is at about half way through the party Jen shows up

R: how did you get fired did you even get fired

J: kinda I still hold the title priestess but they can't truly fire me so I am able to bless people monitor baptism's do priestess stuff but the rules do not apply to me as they do to other priestess's but if they need help they will call me but at least I can be married

R: cool can you do exorcism's

J: nope they won't allow me cause my mark

R: oh

This go on for awhile until Sarah and her husband go to their honey moon in Hawaii and blah blah blah whatevs I have never been to wedding so yeah I had to ask my dad for help writing this and let me tell you that was akward as hell so yeah the end of this chapter