King
After 3 hours of practicing and memorizing I finally got everything right and now I had to pick up my costumes from the designer,but before that I went to visit my parents,I wanted to surprise them and luckily they didn't hear me drive in,I got in the house and found mom sitting on Dads lap while giggling like a high school girl
Me:Aren't you'll too old for this?
Mom:Boy leave us alone
Dad:Tell her baby
Me:It's gross
Dad:Why are you here?
Me:so it's now a crime to visit my parents
Mom:No baby but you didn't tell us you were coming
Me:I wanted to surprise you,what did you cook?
Dad:so you came here for my Wife's food
Me:Our wife ,why do you keep forgetting
Mom:What did I get myself into
Me:Mom can you please make me some food,I'm starving
Dad:You want to kill my child?
Me:Don't worry she"ll do all the cooking
Dad:Not you silly the one in her womb
I swear I chocked on my own saliva,my mom is pregnant??yo!
Me:You're pregnant??
Mom:I wanted to tell you but I didn't know how
Dad:When are you leaving?
Me:why do you want me to go?
Dad:so I can have my wife all to myself
Me:but I want her too
Dad:Go get your own Wife
Me:Wifey have you heard your husband?
Mom:Leave me out of this
Me:okay then I'm going
Dad:Next time knock when you're coming,what if we were naked?
I just ran out while laughing,my parents though.
Briana
Dez and I were having a lot of fun but when I checked the time it was time to go pick Kenny up
Me:I need to pick Kenny from school
Dez:Who's that?
Me:My son
Dez:What time does he knock off
Me:12pm
Dez:But it's 11
Me:the walk from here to the taxi rank is 20 minutes then the drive to his school is about 30 minutes so by the time I'm there it'll be 12pm
Dez:Don't worry we'll go by my car
Me:You have a car?
Dez:yeah
Me:You must be rich
Dez:No I'm not
Me:You just bought me an expensive dress,an iPhone,a router and took me to the most expensive restaurant in this City and you have a car
Dez:As long as I wake up every morning and hustle for my money I'm not rich I'm financially stable
Me:ohhh,what do you do for a living?
Dez:I'm a Designer and I own 2 Boutiques
Me:age?
Dez:31,tell me about yourself and you didn't tell me your name
