King
It's now 9am and I'm in my office memorizing the lines I have to say in the movie and as usual I'm the main character which means I have a lot to say.
Briana
Since my day off was interrupted yesterday I was told it'll be today,I dropped Kenny off at school then made my way to the mall cause I wanted to buy some new clothes plus I just got paid and it's been a long time since I went out,I was now looking at this purple dress and wondering if it would suit me.
"Eww no that color is out of season!"
I look back and it's a guy but I could see that he was openly gay
Me:uhm
Him/her:I'm Dez and your my new friend
Me:uhm okay
Dez: yass take the royal blue one,it'll suit you
I took it and went to the dressing room and i looked really nice,but I put it back cause it was way over my budget
Dez: What is it now
Me:I can't buy it,it's over my budget and I have a son to feed
Dez:oh my God
He dramatically sighed
Him:let's go take the the dress n I'll pay
Me:why would you wanna pay for a stranger
Dez:say that we're strangers one more time and I'll cut off your thick neck,try me
Me:Eish Sorry we're friends
Dez:Good now let's go
This guy literally pulled me to the till,I didn't even complain cause I love my neck
Dez: I'm starving let's go have some food but first gimme your number
I took out my phone,well it was one of those cheap phones you buy from Vendas but it's better than nothing right?
Dez:That's it we're going to the apple store
Me:Why?
Dez:You need a new phone
Me:What's wrong with this one
Dez:Bro you're punishing your fingers for nothing,let them rest
Me:Eish fine
Once again he pulled me to the store and bought me a new phone and a router apparently "WIFI" is highly demanded when you use an iPhone,I didn't even complain guys I love my neck.
Dez:now let's go get some food,after that we'll go throw out your entire closet
Me:Hold up,why?
Dez:Cause you still dress like my granny you fool
When I gave birth,I had a lot of stretch marks and I gained a lot of weight so I wear over sized clothes not to show it...
Me:Can you try to not tell the truth for once
Dez:No honey I can't
Me:Fine but you ain't doing anything to my closet
Dez:okay then now can we go get some food?im starving
Me:Didn't you have breakfast
Dez:I did
Me:Then why do you want to eat so badly?
Dez:Cause I'm eating for two you dummy
Me:you're pregnant!?
Dez:yass girlfriend
Me:congratulations but how?
Dez:sex??
Me:that's not what I mean
Dez:Well with the help of a doctor and scientist it's possible for a gay couple to be pregnant ,now can we go have food?
Me:yeses
Dez:Finally
