The Girl Who Thought She Was Human (jjk x reader)

6

"hey sleepy head get up" a voice said. "maybe i did hit her head too hard."

"i'm uppp" i groaned slamming my head in the pillow.

-later-

"so am i gonna get beaten up again today?" i asked

"probably" the three first years said in sync.

i sighed. "this is one weird ass cult"

"THIS IS NOT A CULT" Kugisaki yelled.

"jeez sorry " i apologized.

"we should go meet up with the second years" Fushigiro said.

we all followed him and went to meet them. i really hope they aren't mean either.

"so you guys have a new student" a girl said.

"mhm yep, she's rather young-" Itadori got cut off.

"TUNA" a boy yelled. (okay but im a HUGE Inumaki simp, tho i dont know his language but when he said "Ugokenai" i went AWOOGA)

the three second years put their guard up. "she's a curse"

"OF COURSE THERES A TALKING PANDA" i yelled.

"why would Gojo bring a curse here, is he that dumb?!" the girl with glasses said.

"hey hey don't kill her. She's half human, kinda like me" Itadori said.

they sighed,"fine then, let's introduce ourself, my names Maki"

"Call me panda and this is Inumaki" the panda said

"salmon" (MAH HEART OHhh)

"uh is he hungry?" i asked

"no he speaks sushi ingredients" Maki cleared up.

"uh why?" i asked

"he's a cursed speech user and talks like that to keep us safe"

"oh okay then" i nodded all confused

"so let's clear things up" i started. "apparently i was kidnapped and brought here being told i was a curse. Gojo Sensei something about not killing me?"

"your a curse who thought they were human," Fushigiro said.

"well then let's see what this cursed girl can do" Maki smirked. she grabbed her spear weAppOn thing and swung it at me.

"woah woah hey slow down are you trying to kill me?" i panicked.

"calm down we're just fighting." she said

"don't go too hard on her Maki" panda warned.

"shake" Inumaki agreed

i panicked as she swung her weapon at me. suddenly my hand started glowing blue. "hit me with that cursed energy" Maki told me.

i swung my arm over and grabbed her weapon and jumped over her. my hand hit her shoulder and she smiled. she moved like the wind and i got slammed into a wall. "ow..."

"that's some impressive power you got" she said holding her hand out to help me up.

"yeah that's powerful" everyone said.

"salmon" (mAH BabBY, okay ill stop now)

"maybe you'll be the first jujutsu sorcerer who's a curse." they told me.

"hey!!!" someone yelled. "GOJO IS HERE!"

"oh god him again," Maki groaned.

"i got souvenirs!" Gojo smiled.

"hello gojo sensei," we all said in unison.

"are you all getting along with our new friend y/n?" he asked

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A/N 

ojhhHH i want Maki to slam me into a wall with her spear. i dont know why but i absolutely love Inumaki like awowoooogAha. imagine saying"kiss me" like AGHGHHH I WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK