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by usermushr00m

Henry: So then, someone stole my lettuce, but also stole my cabbage-
Drew: Could you shut up about lettuce and cabbage for 5 minutes?
Henry: Well my record is 30 seconds but I can try and top it!
Drew:

Milly: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Zander: You're a hazard to society-
Jake: And a coward do 20.

Milly:Hey Zander, would you lecture me for something I didn't do?
Zander: No, why?
Milly: Oh good, cause I forgot to buy you a new keyboard after breaking you're old one.
Zander: *death glare*
Milly: Oh sh-
Like from across the hall: MILLICENT WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SWEARING?

Zander wearing the jacket he stole from Luke: This is a warm jacket.
Luke freezing: Thanks, now would you give it back-

Jake: I wonder what Luke would do if Zander got hurt, hm.

*Flashback*
I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt but I'll warn you now if you ever hurt Zander, then you'll be dealing with me after.

Luke: If a person did it, they would be dead to answer your question.
Jake: Never let him get a hold of weapons-

Hailey: Cmon you two, get along.
Jake and Zander: But whyyyy?
Hailey: Fine hate each other forever.
Jake and Zander: YES!