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Luke: Here, I made you a friendship bracelet!
Zander: Oh, I've never really been that type of person.
Luke: Oh I can take it back if you don't want it-
Zander: No I'm keeping this forever, back off.



Hailey: Jake!
Jake:Uhm what-
Hailey: Look, I found a picture of you!
Jake: It's a picture of a clown-
Zander: I see no difference



Milly: Did you get the stuff?
Zander: Yeah I got the clown costume, fake knives, and 20 gallons of blood.
Milly: Where'd you get 20 gallons of fake blood?
Zander: You wanted fake blood...







Milly: Who the F*ck-
Zander: Language.
Milly: Whom the f*ck-









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