Gerald--- My good fellow followers! I have summoned an army of communist seal clones, together we will the defeat the author- and with that her tendency to not post for days on end!!!
Phab--- But thats not fair! You all are ganging up on me -_- its not my fault I never post...
Gerald--- Nobody cares author, its still a crime to not keep updating. It is time for war, for a new beginning wrought with change and new beliefs, new foundati-
Phab--- yah, yah, we get it. moving on!
Gerald--- aight men! steady!!!!
[imagine a miniature army of seal clones along with Geralds faithful followers]
Gerald---FIRE!!!!!
Readers--- where!? stop, drop, and roll!!!!!
Gerald--- *slaps forehead with fish* I meant 'attack'
Readers--- Ohhhhhh
Readers--- *brutally slaps Phab with fresh salmon*
Phab--- Stahp!! fine, I give up! I agree to post more regularly your revenant, magical, mythical, highness, o' great and mighty Gerald! *aggressively bows and bangs head on a plank of wood (don't ask why, it just happens)*
Gerald--- fine... k readers! seeya next time! *is dramatically beamed up into the sky before being blasted into oblivion*
THATS ALL FOLKS!
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PoetryThis is a cult, dedicated to the King of the ocean; Gerald. His majestic beauty outweighs that of any other oceanic critter great and small. In this cult, we can appreciate the true grace and eccentric character of this sexy beast. JOIN ME ON MY QUE...