Team Fortress Two : The Tenth Class

Meeting the Team

When you walked out of the med bay, you were greeted by the four mercs.

Medic: Ah, good. Your up and avake! Splendid, now let's introduce you to zhe rest of zhe team. Do be mindful, zhe others could be a bit...eh, tiring.

Heavy: Yes. And annoying.

Y/n: Oh, I'm sure they're not that bad.

Spy: They are.

You walked through the hallway struggling to hide your sheer excitement as you were about to 'meet the team'. I mean, you have been thrown smack-dab into one of your favorite games and are meeting the 'heroes' from said world.

Medic: Alright, through zhis door you will find zhe others.

You could hear Medic muttering under his breath, though you couldn't tell what he was saying. You opened up the door revealing what appears to be a living room. I mean, it has what looks like a large television with an even bigger couch.

To the right of the Living room, you found the Dining room. Inside it had a large table, able to hold about twelve people while still having enough room for others. Other than that, the red wooden walls were bare.

To the left of the Living room was a Kitchen, decked out with multiple stovetops and ovens as well as two refrigerators

Looking back at the Living room, you can see three heads poking up from the couch. Listening to them, you can tell who they are

???: Give. Me. That. Remote. Private!

???: Your turn ended like an hour ago, yous can wait till ma' shows ova'

???: Ya keep yer voices down or I'll have ta shut ye both up

Engi: Ah alright boys settle down. We gotta introduce you to our new friend here!

???: Friend! Who is it! I demand to see them soldier!

Medic: Vell, zhis is (Y/N), he vas the unconscious corpse Heavy brought in from our last battle.

Soldier: Hello Private! My name is Soldier, and I'm a real soldier and not some civie! You got that!?

(Y/n): Yeah yeah, I hear ya! Nice to meet you too.

Scout: Call me Scout, hope you're good, that bomb shoulda blew you'd to high hell

(Y/N): Nah, I'm all good, thanks for the worries though, seems like Medic patched me up real good.

Demo: So yer the wee lad that got blown ta bits by me doppelganger? Well, how goes it, lad!

(Y/N): Doppelganger? Whatcha mean by that?

Engi: How 'bout we explain that later after you meet us all?

(Y/N): Sure, sounds good.

Alright then, you've met most of the team, all that's left is the Sniper and the -

Engi: Pyro! What in sam hell do you think you doin'!

-Pyro. He was currently using his flamethrower to cook some food, which happened to be some hotdogs.

Engi: Now Pyro, you know you can't be doin' things like this. You'll burn the whole damn base down

Pyro: *sad pyro noises*

Engi: Now don't feel down. How 'bout you meet a new friend of ours?

Pyro: *confused pyro noises*

It's at this point Pyro notices you standing in the doorway besides Medic and Heavy

Pyro: *VERY happy pyro noises*

The Pyro proceeds to run up to you and tackles you to the ground, entangling you in a hug. While hugging you he keeps rubbing his head against your chin, almost like a cat.

Engi: Stand down Pyro, he still needs to meet the shut-in.

In return, Pyro looks up to Engi, gave him what appears to be a glare, and continues to hug you.

Heavy: Pyro, friend still needs to meet the other people on team, will you please let him up?

To this, Pyro hesitantly lets you stand back up. However, as soon as you stand, Pyro jumps on your back, cradling you in another hug.

Medic: Don't vorry, he was zhe same to Engi vhen he vas new here. He'll get off soon.

(Y/N): It's alright, my little brothers were quite the handful before I left. This isn't much different.

Engi: Well alrighty then! How 'bout we meet the last member?

With that, your group walks outside. As you looked around you realized how big a backyard they had. Over in the far left corner stood an entire firing range, with a small building next to it, which you assumed to be their weapons 'Locker'. To the far right were an obstacle course, a running track, and a bunch of workout equipment. To your left stood a barbeque pit and campfire as well as a bunch of chairs. To your right was where you guys were headed, it was a rather large building, easily a garage or indoor training room.

As you entered, you were right, it was a garage. It held a variety of cars like an old pickup truck, a large van, a nice slick muscle car, a motorbike, and a camper van, with all but the camper van being red in color. As your group walked up to the camper you could hear groans of distress. Engi walked up and knocked on the door of the van.

Engi: Sniper! Get up! The patients awake and yer the last guy to see 'im

Sniper: Ye ye, give me a minute, bloody hell.

The sound of bottles and paper being stepped on echoes throughout the garage, as the Sniper attempts to walk to the door. Eventually, you could hear the locks on the door being undone, and as the door swings open, you see that the floor of the camper is riddled with food wrappers and beer bottles. 

Sniper: Oi! Ya sorry bloke, Medic fixed ye up good? Ah saw what happened from me nest, consider yerself lucky to be alive.

And with that, he shut the door.

(Y/N): What does he mean by 'lucky to be alive'?

Medic: Vell you see it's uhm...