Shittass fanfic

The Begining

The day starts out like any other, PLAYER wakes up eats breakfast and logs onto a Minecraft server labeled "Shitass". He looked to see who was online and saw only 3 players, himself, someone named Shitass, and strangely enough Dream. (Dream had joined the server a few months ago, starting by PLAYER inviting him mutable times. Dream, feeling pity for the man, decided to join as long as the fact he joined wasn't public.)

After some searching the PLAYER had found Shitass and decided to talk with him. Of course as always it ended up being a one way conversation, as Shitass never spoke to anyone on the server despite the built in proximity chat. But then something unusual happened.

"HEY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME DO AN IMPRESSION OF MY BROTHER!" PLAYER said with the same enthusiasm as always however Instead of doing what he planed like he usually does, he paused and stared at Shitass who's character expression changed from it's usual happy smile to a small disheartened frown.

PLAYER stared at Shitass for a bit, PLAYER then flipped a small switch on his mic. His voice turned from the energetic radio static it usually is to a calm and smooth voice, "Shitass? Are you okay buddy?" PLAYER asked with a concerned tone, and for the first time ever he heard Shitass speak "I-I'm fine I... I just... I need a moment." Shitass proceeded to run off.

PLAYER was planning on chasing Shitass but he knew he could never catch up to him and so he stood there and pondered what just happened, he knew it was something he said that made Shitass run off, but what. PLAYER decided that he wouldn't be able to speak to Shitass directly so he decided he would employ a middle man to talk to Shitass and find out what's wrong. And so he went to the only other player on the server, Dream.

5 minutes later, PLAYER arrives at Dream's house. Dream saw PLAYER approaching and opened the door to greet him. "Hey player, what gives me the pleasure of speaking to you." Dream stated with sarcasm lased through his words. "As much as I wish it was, our meeting is under very unpleasant circumstances," PLAYER responded sadly, "let's go inside I'll explain everything in there." Both PLAYER and Dream walked into the house shutting the door behind them.

"Alright what did you want to talk with me about?" Dream asked with a more serious tone than usual. "It's about Shitass, I scared for him, he seemed saddened by something," PLAYER responded with a gave tone, "and I know he won't let me talk to him directly, so I'm asking you to please go find and talk to him, figure out what's wrong and if there's anything we can do to help." 

Dream paused holding an expression of deep thought. Dream finally broke the silence, "Alright, I'll do it," Dream said with a calmed and cold tone, " any leads on where to start looking?" He asked. "One day while searching I found a small cave with a sign in it that had Shitass's name on it, I suggest you start there." PLAYER responded.

And without another word Dream got up and walked out the door.