"ciaranty stop pickin' yer nose" says hagrid being the oaf he is
"noooooooo its sssoooooooo temptinggggg" cries ciaranty
"just get dressed for the wedding" im saying and i flick my hair to give off a cool impression
"what wedding" says ciaranty cus he's an idiot
"FRODO AND LISA'S WEDDING DDDUUUUHHHHH"
then hagrid lets off one and the chair beneath him breaks
he crashes his head off the ground and the toast he was eating flies into ciaranty's mouth
he starts jumping up and down like he's standing on fire
"IT'S DIIIISSSEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEDDDD!!!!! DISEASED I TELL YOUUU" he's screaming then he pukes the toast into the plastic bag that we like to call a bin
i just face palm and make my own way to the wedding
i see lisa and she is wearing a...
biker costume?
WAAAAAATTTTT
i stomp up like a fashionista cinna guy
"hey paulzebal do you like my clothes" says lisa
i just slap her face
BIG mistake
i fall backward onto the ground and jiggle up and down like when they do the torture spell in harry potter
after ages i get up and lisa just smiles in a creepy way
"uh did that not even hurt you" i ask
how is she not bawling crying?!?! i hit her so hard i bashed onto the ground
"no i got a special magic thing put on me so if people try and slap me they actually just slap themself"
well that backfired
"why DID you slap me anyway" she asks
"cus your like a dead gollum biker that just went around the world on foot twice and is now dying of cancer"
now she's running off crying what looks like maple syrup
what have i just done..?!
oohh paulzebal is mean... can he cheer lisa up??? hope you enjoyed bye! :)
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Opposites Attract (TCS book 4)
RandomPaulzebal and ciaranty are Lisa's cousins. As Ciaranty is a presentor and Paulzebal an actor they get their fair share of paparazzi too. But nothing could prepare them for what's next...
