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Doctors POV...

"Tissue"

"Yes sir"

The elephant-donkey hands me the tissue

I wipe away some maple syrup off Lisa's face

"Needle"

"Yes sir"

The elephant-donkey hands me a needle

I pull on my "coolness" gloves and stick a needle into Lisa's face

The power from it makes me jiggle and by mistake I slit open Lisa's face with the needle

"Dammit" I mutter

Then this weird doctor comes up and goes "oh SSNNAAAPP!!"

I just slap his face and he starts to gurgle on his own spit

Well okay then.

I pee on Lisa's face and then it heals up her scrape

"Oh yyyeeeaaahhhhh" I say doing a party/victory dance

"Get on with it sir." Says a doctor

"Yes yes" I say going back into posh mode

Lisa's face starts to light up a bit but if we don't hurry she'll die!!

I get two needles and go all California girls on them... I'm spraying them like mad and I know Katy would be proud

Then we all wait to see if Lisa will awaken

And... She...

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