Moma narwhals POV...
Then she hangs up
Uh that woman has serious issues
Like myself
My phone starts vibrating like mad
I start jiggling up and down
Woah my phone is drunk or sumtin
"Yeah hello"
"Moma moma" says a gollum-like thing through the phone
Then I hear whimpers
"Is this my Childer child" I ask
"Yes I'm crying so hard.. I'm losing soo much maple syrup it's getting unhealthy"
"I'm coming Childer child, I'm coming" I say like BAM I'm a superhero
Then I throw my phone into my pocket
But oh no
I missed
My phone just smashes to pieces on the floor
I fall to my knees and look up to the sky going "Why?! WHHHYYYY?!?!"
Then I just lol and stand up
"Oh well it was a banjaxed piece of junk anyway"
Then I go on my search for Lisa
"Childer child... Lisa?"
No reply.
Anywhere.
Then I use my last hope
"Smelly badger?"
Suddenly Lisa pops up and goes
"Ooh moma you have to help me"
Then, she faints
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Opposites Attract (TCS book 4)
عشوائيPaulzebal and ciaranty are Lisa's cousins. As Ciaranty is a presentor and Paulzebal an actor they get their fair share of paparazzi too. But nothing could prepare them for what's next...
