Lisa: Hey good morning. Im having a really bad day. 😔 My daughter just told me about a boy she's been dating. Please pray for her...and him. He's going to need it after I took care of him. 😨
Janice: Took care of him? 🤨
Lisa: Oh yeah it's no big deal I just couldn't have him coming back, so I made sure he didn't. 🤩
Kristie: Um...is this the context behind you texting me at 4 in the morning asking if a shovel or hammer is more effective?! 😯
Stacey: She did that once before to me...the next day there was a 14 year old boy found dead in the woods haha. 🤭
Pam: Haha?
Lisa: Oh come on you really think I killed him? 🙄
Jill: Yes.
Karen: Yes.
Stacey: Yes.
Pam: Yes.
Kristie: Yes.
Janet: Yes.
Susan: Yes.
Linda: Yes.
Janice: Yes.
Jill: Even Karen agreed
Lisa: I do have one question? Would you guys have my back if I were to kill him...I mean hypothetically of course! 😅
Susan: I am very scared.
Janet: D-did you kill him?! Lisa?!
Lisa: Ugh ok ok I cant keep quiet please don't tell 😔 I don't know what to do...
Karen: YOU WHAT?! LISA NO WE ARE NOT KEEPING QUIET!!
Pam: Lisa you are insane. You just killed a what? 13 year old boy for dating your daughter? 🤦🏼♀️
Kristie: Please be joking 🙂
Lisa: You guys don't understand he didn't just date my daughter. He's apparently a meat eater!! 🤢 He also plays...football UGH!
Linda: Omg Lisa you should have just said that earlier. Meat eaters don't deserve Earth.
Susan: She's right. In that case it's fine we'll keep quiet. 🤐
Karen: Pfft. Meat eaters😑
Lisa: So...you guys won't tell? 😌
Jill: No 👎🏻
