Project: Finding Vory; The Beginning

Level 1

Yuji's POV

Oh, what a lovely day. I'm on my usual energetic self. I woke up early to play my usual game. After 5 winning streaks, I decided to play again! (as I should). Only to get disturbed by this fu*king piece of shit.

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"tangina pre, in-game ako gago ano problema mong hinayupak ka tanginang 'to ang aga-aga gago bakit ka tumatawag?" 

Who tf invented phone calls? I like to have a talk. Messages are enough because I have infinite ways to evade them. But a call? It's a bitch.

On the other line, this prick just keeps on laughing like a shit.

"Good Morning pre, haha! Tangina mo gago, punta tayo ng laguna, libre ni Yaku ..."

"Busy ako pre, inuubo ako *coughs*, pinaglalaba ako ni mama, mag-aalaga pa ako ng bata, naglilinis pa ako ng bahay, pre busy ako"

I will certainly do everything in my power to evade this trip. There's no way in hell to make me leave my house. No way.

"tangina mo pre, ang hina mo naman! First of all, hindi ka sakitin. We've been friends for as long as I can remember, hindi ka pa nagkakasakit, hinayupak ka. And for the record, you are practically bathing in money, there's no way in hell that tita will make you do the chores, and puta ka gago wala kang kapatid na mas bata, tangina ang weak mo magsinungaling"

Oh f*ck, I'm doomed. Might as well tell the truth, I'm sure Keiji will understand.

"Pre... "

"Oh?"

"Pre, may league game ako ngayon, I can't pre, I'm sorry..."

May kasama pang iyak effect para maniwala si hangal.

"Pre...sinubukan naman namin diba?"

Tf is this prick up to? Well, two can play this game.

"Pre, I'm sorry. I'm sorry wala ako"

I'm on the verge of bursting my laughter. It's a miracle that I can still keep it inside. This freaking prick really doesn't fail to make me laugh.

"Tangina mo haha! Oh well, Good luck! Matalo ka sana sa game mo"

"We both know that it will never happen, I mean not to boast but, No"

I'm nowhere near a Narcissist, but I'm pretty confident of my skills.

"I know pre, but you'll never know..."

"Tangina, 'wag naman sana"

"haha, I'm just kidding, ayaw mo talaga sumama? I mean, libre 'to and minsan lang manglibre si Yaku"

I really want to go, but duty calls, and I must answer it. As I should. *insert lenny face*

"Can't pre, bawi ako next time"

"Sure pre, tangina mo wala kang pasalubong"

With that, we both laugh our ass out and bid our goodbyes.

I look up into my wall clock to check the time, It's 7:51 PM, and I have 3 more hours before the game, might as well host a practice game.

I have my own fan page for those who want to be like me and for those who just want to be around me. I love them, but they shouldn't adore me that much. I mean, thanks for the fame, but I play with my skills, not with my face.

I posted a new shout-out for those who want to play with me for a single 1v1 game. Many are eager of course. But I only get to choose one.

There's a comment here saying that they were bored and that they just want to pass the time. They're a top fan of the page so might as well choose them.