The Secret Agents (5sos AU) (DISCONTINUED)

Chapter 3: We Meet the dickheads and bitches.

A/N this chapter is dedicated to NathansWifey4893 because she wrote this chapter for me, THANKS FOR THAT AGAIN JESS!!!,😃😃😃

Niall Horan's PoV:

So there is this... Secret agency that I work with.
It's purpose is to get rid of people... More specifically "girls" that are being despised by other girls....

So 4 new recruits this year...
4 new targets...
This is probably one of the BIGGEST kidnappings I've done while working for this agency.

The 4 targets.
A well-known Actress (the BEST of ANY kind)
A hard-to-hire and get Tour Manager (and the BEST in the Industry)
2 singers... One a solo artist (BEST in her genre)... Another a lead singer in a band (BEST in their genre and the BEST in the generation really)...

Sounds like a huge job.

This leads to the 4 that want to get rid of them...
The 4 new recruits.
A former girlfriend of a boyband member... Wants to get rid of her boyfriend's tour manager because she isn't allowed on tour with her boyfriend... How tragic... Yet very petty...

A well-known actress who has been known for the lead role in "50 Shades Of Grey", a film that was HATED by many because of the concept of the books... Wants to get rid of another actress because she is getting ALL of the roles that she deserves... Well she would WORK HARDER FOR THEM!!!
A jealous ex... Wants to get rid of a solo artist because her ex is crushing on her... Well doesn't she know that she is an EX for a reason?
A well-known solo artist... American no doubt... Wants to get rid of a band's lead singer because they are getting bigger than her... Well it looks like this solo artist's work isn't UP TO SCRATCH FOR CONSUMERS!!!

Well each target and recruit have a name.

Targets
Actress: Anna Bailey
Tour Manager: Jessica Balubar
Solo Artist: Francesea Goodrum
Lead Singer of Deadly Sinners: Megan Brayshaw

Recruits
Actress: Dakota Johnson
Girlfriend: Sophia Smith
Ex: Brianna Rose
Solo Artist: Ariana Grande

But who will be doing the kidnapping?
This is where I and 3 others come in. I'm Niall Horan and I am one out 4 kidnappers in this agency. Highly skilled in this trade along side me is:
Nathan Sykes
Joseph Sugg
Caspar Lee

There really isn't any need for any background information but if you really want to know...

Niall Horan (me): I am a former member of One Direction, yet I do this when I have breaks from the music... But MAJORITY of the time I have to manage my time with this job and the boyband.

Nathan Sykes: Was a former member of The Wanted, but they broke up; since their split he has taken the chance and the liberty to go solo because of his GREAT passion for music since he was very young.

Joseph Sugg: Also known as Joe Sugg, ThatcherJoe; a Youtuber. So he has to time manage this and his youtube channel... Some days he doesn't even come in because he's that busy...

Caspar Lee: Also a Youtuber and Joe's flat mate. Caspar is in the same boat as Joe, he has to manage this and his Youtube channel. Some days Joe comes in without Caspar or vice versa or they both don't turn up then the job we have been assigned by our Chief has to be completed by me and Nathan.

Each of us are assigned a girl to kidnap.
We just got our briefing from our Chief and deputy who are none other than Justin Bieber and Bryana Holly.

So...
Niall Horan (me) is kidnapping: Anna Bailey
Nathan Sykes is kidnapping: Jessica Balubar
Caspar Lee is kidnapping: Francesea Goodrum
Joseph Sugg is kidnapping: Megan Brayshaw

So that was my crazy day...
The thing is that we have the deadline of kidnapping them in the next 2 weeks... Each girl is in a different part of the world so all 4 of us will be on our own trying to track and kidnap each girl...

The joy of when we get asked to help with a kidnapping...
But the best thing about it is...

We NEVER get caught......