Juju Stroll! :D

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OoOhHh GggOOONn: Okay, first things first: who tf are you all-

Sukuna: King of Curses, Sukuna here, don't mess with me I killed my own vessel once

Micheal Jackson: I like this guy already
Im the Lord of Demons, Muzan Kibutsuji, who apparently looks like Micheal Jackson somehow-

Sukuna: Yup were gonna be best frens

Ocean Bean: You mean Friends?

Sukuna: friens
frins
...

You'll Float Too: Take your time 😁

Sukuna: ...
FRENCH FRIES.

Micheal Jackson: Yeah :DD

(Cursed) bean: Yuuji Itadori, Sukunas vessel here! (I didn't ask for any of this)

Badass Crybaby: wait wait, so You died?

(Cursed) bean: Yeah while Sukuna was in control He kinda ripped my heart out
so if I came back, I would die
and HahahhHahHahH that didnt fucking stop me ):D
but Sukuna revived me at one point on some conditions i dont even remember-

Sukuna: s h u t  y o u r  f u c k i n  m o u t h  i n  o n e-

Sasuke 2.0: please dont Yuuji
Im Fushiguro
the person who saw Yuuji die in front of my fucking eyes

FUCK THE TITANS: WOW
I GOT EATEN ONCE :D
ARMIN SAW IT
But then i became a titan and well-

Ocean Bean: he's a protag- Antag now

Light Yagami: like me :00

Hot Model Girl: lol I committed Suicide for you Light 🥰🥰

Nobara: wooaaahhhh thats WAYYY to far-
im Nobara

Salmon: I-
Fucking damn you loved him that much? (The names Toge btw)

Hot Model Girl: yeah ❤️

TOO SOON: im so scared
also, My names Junpei
i died (WAY too soon)

(cursed) bean: :( Junpei

TOO SOON: Did Mahito die yet?

Mahito: wassup bitches

(Cursed) Bean: AAAAAHHHHHHHH

TOO SOON: KILL IT
KILL IIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Tanjiro!: I-
So did this Mahito dude kill Junpei??

TOO SOON: YES
YES HE DID
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HIM
AAAAAHHHHH
AVENGE MEEEEMEMEMEEMMEEMEMEMEMEMEMES

Shoto: you just went from 'Avenge Me' to 'Avenge Memes'

TOO SOON: ...
f u  c k

Takashi 2.0: The names Gojo, nice to meet y'all!
I'm the best teacher on the planet!

Sasuke 2.0: We Would

Nobara: Like To

(Cursed) Bean: State Otherwise 😁

English Lass ✨: I vote Koro- Sensei is the best teacher

Tenta- COOL teacher: Why thank you, Rio!

Gender: Same

President poverty: Same

Urokodaki: W A S S U P  F U C K A S

Tanjiro!: I vote Urokodaki!!

Giyuu: I second that
Sabito and Makomo vote for Urokodaki  too :)

🦋: they're dead

Tanjiro!: b i t c h ,  i  s a w -

Badass Crybaby: I vote for my Gramps!!

Kaigaku: ...
same.

Broccoli bean 🥦🥦: I vote for Aizawa and All Might!!

I AM HERE!!!: Young Midoriya, thank you!!!
Also i just noticed that Aizawa never spoke in here

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: ALL MIGHT AND AIZAWA ARE OBVIOUSLY THE BEST TEACHERS EVER, YOU IDIOTS

Shoto: agreed

Iidad: I Agree With Bakugo and Midoriya!

Momom: same

Light Yagami: *laughs*

Broccoli Bean 2.0: *Laughs*

Sukuna: wait a fucking second
how the fuck did we go from introducing ourselves to a Who Is The Best Teacher competition?

Takashi 2.0: I have a better question
HOW THE FUCK IS SUKUNA TALKING IF ITADORI IS IN FULL CONTROL AND HE HAS ONLY ONE PHONE???

Nobara: Holy fuck you're right

(Cursed) bean: Even I dont know

Sukuna:...
I have my ways

(Cursed) bean: Wait a second
do you have a PHONE in your DOMAIN?!??!!

Sukuna: 😃

(Cursed) bean: Oh my gosh-

Mahito: Wow, I-

TOO SOON: Well I mean dead people have phones too
who else is dead in here?

🦋: me

I LIVE ON!!!: Me

Sasageyo: me

Meat..: me

Light Yagami: me

Hot model girl: me

L: me

A bunch of other dead people: Me

Eggbert: So heres another question:
How do people in the 850's and 1920's have phones?

Ocean Bean: we don't speak of that, EGGBERT.

E r e h: OOP
O O P-

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