Anime Chatfic (KnY, AoT, HxH, etc.)

Earworms

Thanks to that one comment who gave me this idea for the next lyric prank! :)
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Itadori's Online Therapy

Sukuna: Why wont anybody give me therapy?

Sasuke 2.0: Cause Itadori doesn't deserve to give therapy to someone like you and we dont want to give therapy to you anyway

(cursed) bean: I just wanna help-

Sasuke 2.0: Itadori, my baby boi, no.

Shoto: that was entertaining :D thanks

Nobara: Thanks for choosing Itadori's Online Therapy! Have a nice day!

shoto: thanks now i know how to deal with my Daddy Issues :)

Nobara: Wha-
kay, Gojo, don't you have an appointment rn?

Takashi 2.0: Yeah, Okay uhhhm
Next is...
Sugino.
Sugino, you here?

Baseball Geek: Yeah, i'm here

Takashi 2.0: Okay, lets go.

Takashi 2.0/ Baseball Geek DMs

Takashi 2.0: Okay, tell me: Why exactly are you here?

Baseball Geek: Well, um..
I have this song stuck in my head and I can't get it out.
Like, no matter how hard I try,
It's still playing on loop in my brain-

Takashi 2.0: Seems like you've got an earworm. What song?

Baseball Geek: um-
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

Takashi 2.0: omg that songs so amazing
hmmm...
I have an idea!

Baseball Geek: What is it?

Takashi 2.0: ✨Lyric Prank✨

Baseball Geek: as in, lyric prank someone with the song-??

Takashi 2.0: hell yes
lets do it together ):D

Baseball Geek: Uh-
Okay :D
So, who's saying what?

Itadori's Online Therapy

Nobara: WHERE IS GOJO?!
@Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0
WHY ISNT HE ANSWERING
@Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0 @Takashi 2.0
OMG ANSWER GOJO WTF

Akaza: this is so sad
I just want someone to not call me a basketball

Nobara: shut up basketball and wait

Akaza: 😢

Takashi 2.0: hEE hEE

Akaza: ... THATS JAcksoNS LINE-

Takashi 2.0: ah-

Baseball Geek: thaNK YOU BYEEEE ):D

Nobara: Gojo, what did you do???

Takashi 2.0: nOoOoOoTtThHhIiInNnGgG

Nobara: i-
anyway i've been pinging you for 5 minutes
Akaza is waiting

Takashi 2.0: oh damn sorry
come here Basketball let's talk

Akaza: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!-

(cursed) bean: Are we gonna take Sukuna off the waiting list or no?

Sasuke 2.0: Naaah he can wait for an eternity

Sukuna: Can somebody please-

Salmon: shut up, Sukuna.

Sukuna: If only you were in my domain at the moment, Toge...

Salmon: I-
true

TOO SOON: hey I just remembered
can i have a session with Yuuji?

(Cursed) bean: YAAAAAYYYYYYY :D

Mahito: can i too?

TOO SOON: KILL IT
KILL IT

(Cursed) bean: NO NONONO NOT MAHITO ANYBODY BUT MAHITO SOMEONE THROW HIM IN A RIVER

Mahito: you want to give therapy to the KING of CURSES
yet you dont want to give therapy to me??

(Cursed) bean: you killed Junpei

Mahito: Sukuna killed you

(Cursed) bean: but unlike you, he revived me :<
I wasn't even ACTUALLY dead!

Mahito: fuck good point
but still
he's the cause of your ✨trauma✨

(cursed) bean: wait what

Sukuna: I gave him trauma???

(Cursed) bean: I don't-
I'm so confused now
I need to give myself therapy now holy shit
...oops

Sukuna:...

Nobara: SUKUNA
HOW COULD YOU TEACH SUCH F O U L LANGUAGE TO OUR BEAN

Sukuna: have mercy please

Nobara: I TELL YOU
YOU
W I L L
FACE
THE
CONSEQUENCES
NEXT TIME WE SEE YOU
TRUST ME
T  R  U  S  T
M               E

Sukuna: why am i afraid of this woman????

Nobara: Wait oh my-
im so amazing

(cursed) bean: yeah you are!

Nobara: MY BEAN OMG MY BBY BOI THANK YOU 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💖✨✨✨🌷🌷🌷🌺🌺💝💝💝💝💖💖💓💓💗💗💞💞💞💞

TOO SOON: you're acting like Zenitsu when he sees Nezuko