JIMGLE HELLSM JIMGLE HELLS JIMGLE ALL THE WAY I THINK I JUST SWITCHED SONGS BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE THATS OKAY
the radio practically screamed in dollar store
"wait if it's a dollar store wouldnt they be too poor to add a radio"
"huh. not sure"
"why are we even at the dollar store again"
"not sure."
"exactly" (insert cliche anime sigh) "wait what the fuck they sell pig kidneys"
"what"
"im just going to leave"
"hi welcome to wendys what would you like to order" the cashier said
"what- no this is the dollar store"
"LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT IVE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR A WEEK I THINK I KNOW WHAT IM DOING."
"okay"
"why the fuck does a wendys sell pig kidneys"
"oh! yeah they taste good in sandwiches, by the way did you know that pie counts as a sandwich? hotdogs are also sandwiches! burgers are sandwiches, kassadeeahs are sandwiches too-"
"I came here to buy crismis stuff not to learn about sandwiches"
"this is the sandwich store what did you expect?"
"wait" hay was getting confused, "is this the dollar store- wendys- or- ..a sandwich store?"
"this is jc pennys"
" not today satan "
crackhead left the 'store'??
as hay was following not far behind
