Thehotone - ya'll I did it
Blondie - what? Figured out how to use deodorant? You stanky bitch.
Thehotone - no fuk you
Thehotone - but since I'm a big smart boy
Bon Bon - and horny-
Thehotone - hey fuck you
Bon Bon - that's your job 💃
Barbieklaus - gross.
Thehotone - rude.
Thehotone - anyways
Thehotone - I, Kol Mikealson
Thehotone - finally unhooked the little witches bra
Blondie - congrats you simple fuckboy
Bon Bon - Hey! He's my fuckboy 😏
Thehotone - awh thanks Bon Bon
Bon Bon - Stfu, and come over 😏
Thehotone - Now that's an offer I can't refuse
Papahybrid - ffs he is blasting the little Einstein's theme tune 😭🤚
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