Unicorns: the Bad and the Ugly

Branden: the drug dealer

I HATED being like all the other unicorns, so I started doing drugs and throughing my life out the window. You may not know me, but unicorns know everything!!!!!! For example, I know that you are reading my story right know thinking about drugs and windows.

My name is Branden and I live in unicorn land. When most unicorns think of unicorn land, they think of the beautiful rainbows and fluffy clouds. However, I live in the getto part of unicorn land with flat clouds and broken rainbows. If you want your dreams to come true, you DON'T want to come to the getto. I lived there my whole life which is only 16 years and I've done it all from hornion to rainbowania. My drug addiction started with me taking my first puff of a pufferette at age 8. After a while, I decided to started to sale drugs and allowing other unicorns to get hooked like I did. I know it was a bad desesion, but I fekt like getting high was the only way to be happy with the troubles of life. Maybe one day I will stop, but for now, I will continue my business and continue to do drugs even if it kills me.