I got up. I readied my Legendary Excalibur and ran downstairs. A battle cry rang out throughout my Home. When I got to the living room, I saw a warrior gripping a rusty Cutlass. I dealt a blow to his head and defeated him. It's a pirate invasion! I thought.
I grabbed the coins that the pirate dropped and headed outside. When I went only a few feet from my door, a flaming arrow barely missed my head. I hit the pirate who shot the arrow and counter-attacked another. I grabbed my laser rifle and shot down a pirate gunner. Multiple parrots attacked me from above. I shot one down and hit another with my Excalibur.
All of a sudden, I heard cannon fire. Only a few yards away, I saw a cannonball whizzing towards me. I dodged it and saw the one who fired it. There, standing before me, was the pirate captain.
He held up his cannon arm, and shot another cannonball. I dodged it and shot at him. The crystal bullets careened through the air and hit his grizzled body, bursting into razor-sharp shards. The shards ripped his body, defeating him. The pirate army was finally defeated.
I grabbed the different gold furniture and coins that the Pirates dropped and plopped them in my piggy bank. I sat in my bed and thought about how I defeated it so early.
