What if I told you that all the fables you told as a child were true? The man on the moon is trapped there for millions of years, screaming and yelling to break out of his solid rock prison, that's what lend to the creation of craters. Humpy dumpy has the same story. It was right that the men of the king couldn't put him back together, so they scattered him and told the king not to worry. The poor broken egg did worry though, with his immoral form he was left in pieces for the rest of time. So maybe those stories you listened to as a child should stay the way you heard them.
