Meat
Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the walls tonight
But you're here with us in Sina Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, huh?
2:04pmHorsey
What?
2:05pmConnie's last hair strand
Where we suppose to be in Sina?
2:05pmQueen
I don't think so.....
2:06pmQueen
I'm all by myself here.
2:07pmGerman E.
The issue on the table, Secretary Ackerman's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank Secretary Arlert, you have the floor,
sir
2:08pmHalfy
Arimn and captain are establishing a
Bank?
2:09pmHorsey
I think so.
2:09pmBig brains
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
2:10pmBig brains
These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em ow
2:11pmMr. Imposter
What?
2:12pmQueen
I don't know either.
2:13pmBig brains
But Ackerman forgets
His plan would have the military assume state's debts
2:15pmBig brains
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits
The very seat of Survey Corps where Ackerman sits
2:16pmMother titan
Dang, Levi you doing us like that?
2:17pmBig brains
Oh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If Sina's in debt, why should Shiganshina bear it?
Uh, our debts are paid, I'm afraid
Don't tax Maria 'cause we got it made in the shade
2:19pmMeat
GO OFF ARMIN 💅
2:20PMHalfy
Ya Armin go off
2:20pmBig brains
In Shiganshina, we plant seeds in the ground
We create, you just wanna move our money around
This financial plan is an outrageous demand
And it's too many people complaining about this man.
2:25pmEyebrows
Not going to lie but he right
2:26pmBig brains
Stand with me in the land of the free and pray to to the walls we never see Ackerman's Commandment
Look, when Marley sent the titans on us, we got frisky
Imagine what gon' happen when you try "punish" we.
2:27pmConnie's last hair strand
That doesn't make sense.
But ok.
2:27pmEyebrows
Thank you, Secretary Arlert
Secretary Ackerman, your response
2:30pmMother titan
Aww man know I got to listen to you.
2:31pmCaptain shortman
Armin, that was a real nice declaration
Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
Doin' whatever the hell it is you do at beach at the end of the summer.
2:35pmMother titan
Ok, put more into it.
2:37pmCaptain shortman
If we assume the debts, the union gets new line of credit, a financial diuretic
How do you not get it, if we're aggressive and competitive
The union gets a boost, you'd rather give it a sedative?
2:43pm
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