Jean Thee Stallion

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️⚠️Manga spoilers⚠️


In the real slim shadey group chat
Everyone is online

Connie's last hair strand
I'm trying to tell you,
Eren's founding titan from can beat Goku
2:30am

Horsey
What the fuck are you talking about?
2:am

Meat
You bro I swear Eren is to op now like he can take Goku any day.
2:30am

Reindeer
I can't believe I'm saying this but
I think Eren could take on Goku
2:30am

Horsey
Stfu with that Reindeer ass name
2:31am

Horsey
We took him out with fuckin TNT and cut his head off, Eren is not fuckin better then fuckin goku you idiots
2:32am

German E
Jean your just jealous because I get to go out as on of the best protagonist in anime history.
2:32am

Horsey
NO YOUR NOT
2:34am

German E
SAYS WHO HORSE FREAK
2:34am

Horsey
YOUR DEAD MOM
2:35am

German E
Watch you back bitch
When I see your bitch ass ima send
Fuck you up
2:35am

Horsey
Come at me with that ugly ass built like a elf head ass titan
2:35am

German E is offline

Big brains
Thats going to far jean.
2:35am

Horsey
Shit the fuck up you middle part
fuck boy.
2:35am

Big brains
😰
2:35am

Big brains is offline

Red scarf
This is why no one wants to date you jean.
2:36am

Horsey
Thats not what you said last night
2:37am

Birth control
Whoa you said what
2:37am

Eyebrows
Guys 2 in the morning
2:38am

Horsey
Who gives a fuck?
2:39am

Captain shortman
I do, so go to sleep
2:39am

Horsey
Your bitch ass doesn't even sleep
So why we gotta go to sleep
2:40am

Connie's last hair strand
PerDOT
2:40am

Meat
He woke up and chose death
2:40am

Captain shortman
I kick your ass if you don't cut that bullshit out.
2:40am

Horsey
How you gon kick my ass if you got no leg to kick with?
2:40am

Mother Titan
Bro calm the fuck down we get it, you don't gotta go to sleep but you can't be in the group
2:40am

Horsey
Oh you don't gotta get you panties wet over titans but you still do. So who give two shits on what the fuck I do on my spear time.
2:42am

Connie's last hair strand
👁👄👁
2:43am

Meat
👁👄👁
2:43am

Reindeer
👁👄👁
2:43am

Birth control
Bro the fuck you on?
2:43am

Horsey
I'm on top of your mom you ugly ass tampon
2:43am

Meat
NOT A GODAMN TAMPON
2:44am

Captain shortman
SHUT THE FUCK AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
2:44am

Horsey
yall can't shut me me up, I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more—
2:45am

Horsey is offline

Meat
Where he go? I was ready to listen to some Eminem
2:50am

German E is online

German E
Fuck Jean fuck you and FUCK GOkU
2:51am

German E banned everyone from the slim shadey group chat

Oof well who do you think would win?
Goku or Eren
But I just had alot anger so decided to go off on fictional people 😌💅
Anyway I'm tried and I'm bleeding out from the inside......I should just go....
Ok byeeee
Your favorite ugly cleaning spray
○-○.


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