Class Swap

💣 Part Three 💥

A/N: Sorry I'm late... again...

"And that guys is the end of our lesson on the menstrual cycle." Midnight chimed while clasping her hands together. "Any questions?" The room was dead silent for a few solid minutes. Most of the boys in the room were drained of color from the lesson or in shock. Class 1-A was currently in health class with Midnight and they were learning about reproductive systems in both girls and boys.

"Wait....y'all seriously go through that once a month?" Kaminari asked in shock, looking at Mina.

"WERE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION BATTERIES FOR BRAINS?" Bakugou yelled.

Kaminari rubbed the back of his head and replied, "I was....it just seems so I don't know....weird? And gross? I don't think I can ever look at a girl the same anymore..."

"Gee, thanks," Mina mumbled. A few of the other girls nodded with Mina's comment and said yeah.

"I-I didn't m-mean to insult y'all or anything!" Kaminari quickly said. "I-I't just grossly weird to me! I'm sorry!"

'Man, I'm just gonna have to keep a stash of chocolate for the girls now.' Kirishima thought. "Alright, starting tomorrow if you're on your period, just come to me. I'll have a stash of chocolate and other sweets."

"Aw, thanks Kirishima! You don't have to though." Uraraka said.

"Eh, it's ok. I want to do it for y'all."

Vlad King walked into the room. "Hey class, so it's time for PE. Y'all rea-" He was shocked into silence as he saw most of the class with looks as if they saw the League of Villains enter the room. A few of the other students, like Mina, looked pissed. "Uh....y'all ok in here?"

"Oh, they're fine," Midnight answered for the class.

Vlad King turned his head to look at Midnight and that's when he saw it - the words 'Menstrual Cycle' on the black board. He formed an 'O' with his mouth as he put the two and two together. "Um, anyways....y'all ready to head out and do PE?"

"Yes sir! We're ready to go!" Iida answered for the rest of the class. Unlike most of the boys, he wasn't grossed out by the lesson. It's a natural thing that happens and he learned about it when he was younger.

Five minutes later Class 1-A was outside heading towards the track field. "Alright, so I figured we'd just go for a 15 minute run. Nothing too crazy."

"Ok....then what?" Momo asked.

"Uh....well I guess we could play a game or something....like capture the flag or kickball." Vlad King answered with a shrug.

Bakugou snorted and shouted "Pfft WEAK!"

Iida waved his hand as he yelled at Bakugou. "Shut up! That is not how we treat our faculty!" Iida then moved his attention to Vlad King. "So, what are we doing after that sir?"

"Uh....I don't know....stretch or something? What do you guys usually do?" Vlad King turned to look at his students and saw some them turn pale. 'Oh god....my poor class....' he thought.

"Ahhhhhh! Where the fuck are we!!!" Tetsutetsu screamed loudly. Class 1-B students had bags over their head and were laying on the ground unconscious. They seemed to be in some forest. Tetsutetsu was the first to wake up and when he took the paper bag off his head, he was surprised. His screaming woke up the rest of the class. They were all taking off their bags and slowly getting up.

"We aren't on campus...." Kendo mumbled to herself as she looked around.

"Oh hell nahhh," Monoma started while scanning the trees that surrounded them. "I am too pretty for this shit."

"That's what I thought your bitchass would say." The familiar voice of Aizawa filled the air. Everyone looked around, expecting to see him, but he wasn't there.

"Huh? I could've sworn I heard Aizawa...." Monoma said, calming down a tad since he didn't see the scary teacher.

A long sigh could be heard. "Look down you idiots."

Kendo looked down at the ground in the direction of the voice. She saw a black object with an antenna. She walked over to it and picked it up. "Is this a radio?"

"Wow.... you're so perceptive," Aizawa mumbled with sarcasm. "You have one thing to do for PE - make it back to campus before lunch time, and maybe, just maybe I'll allow y'all to eat."

"You drove us here," Kendo deadpanned.

"That sounds like a you problem," Aizawa replied before adding, "I'm sure one of y'all can fly or something. Figure it out."

Kendo sighed in defeat and looked around again trying to figure out which direction they should head in.

"Oh yeah! You're in a live minefield by the way." Aizawa laughed as he heard a loud boom go off, "Good luck!"

"What the fuck?!"

"Ahhhhhh!!!!"

He heard screams on his end of the radio and laughed harder.

After calming down from his laughter, Aizawa took a sip of his drink. "Mmmm, this Merlot is fuckin fabulous!" Aizawa moaned as he took another sip.

"Are you seriously at fuckin Applebees right now while we're trying to find our way back to campus?!" Kendo screamed into the radio.

"Uh....yeah. It's happy hour bitchass." Aizawa replied, turning off the radio so he could enjoy his Merlot in peace.

A/N: Thanks for reading!