Class Swap

💣 Part Eighteen 💥

"Well gentlemen," Nezu clasped his paws and looked at the teachers in front of him, "I just think that this teacher swap has been incredibly entertaining." Nezu stifled a cough at the end of his sentence. "I'm sorry, I mean educational."

Vlad King wore a forced smile. "Riiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttt, yeah... about that... I really think it's time to draw this to a close. Not that I-"

Nezu held up a paw to stop Vlad King. "Hold on just a second." Nezu opened a drawer from his desk and grabbed a fruit punch juice box and a bowl of popcorn. He took a sip of his drink and ate some of his buttery and salty snack. "Ok, I'm ready now. Please continue," Nezu mumbled with a wave of his paw.

Vlad King shook his head to clear his mind as he began again. "As I was saying, not that I don't like Class 1-A, they're good kids, most of them at least..." Vlad King mumbled, rubbing the back of his neck. "However, I'm kind of concerned for the safety of Class 1-B."

"Oh for the love of All Might, you're being ✨dramatic✨." Aizawa intervened with crossed arms. "God forbid that someone come along and teach them actual hero curriculum."

"You dropped a building on them!"

Aizawa shrugged. "And? That's day one stuff, Vlad. What the fuck have you been doing? Vinyasa flow yoga?"

Vlad King growled as Nezu laughed hysterically. Nezu wiped the tears from his eyes as he shifted his gaze to the last person in the room. "And um... why are you here?"

Recovery Girl stood up from the chair she was sitting in and walked over to Nezu. "Because, I want this to end too." Nezu was about to question why, but Recovery Girl beat him to it. "Before all this," she said waving her hand at the other two teachers, "at least most of my workload was just Midoroya. Now, it's all of Class 1-B. And I hate to add to the toxicity of this situation, but they break easier than Class 1-A." She looked over at Vlad King. "No offense, but they're bitchass motherfuckers."

"Just cause you say no offense doesn't mean I take no offense," Vlad King grumbled under his breath.

Nezu laughed harder. "Yes they are bitchass motherfuckers. Ok, you all have fair points. I think I've had my fun." He drank his juice as he calmed his laughter.

Just then, Kendo storms into the room with the rest of Class 1-B behind her. "This is it Principal Nezu. We want Vlad King back as our teacher right now. We can't stand Aizaw- er... w-what are you guys doing here?" Kendo gulped as she noticed who all was in the principal's office.

Nezu shoved a pawful of popcorn in his mouth as he watched the scene unfold in front of him. "Well, we were discussing the teacher swap situation and how it should come to an end. What are you guys doing here?" Vlad King asked.
"Ummm... Totally not going to threaten Principal Nezu with a cat to switch our teachers back, that's for sure..." Tetsutetsu said quickly, hiding a black cat behind his back.

"Yeah... we were just coming here to... have a friendly chat about what we learned? And try to bargain with him to give us Vlad King back? We were totally not using Aizawa's lesson on tourture to force Principal Nezu to give us Vla-" Monoma blabbed before being cut off.

Kendo quickly covered her classmate's mouth. "I think what he means to say is that we are thankful for your decision in changing back our teachers." Monoma nodded quickly as he hummed in agreement.

"Awe, I'm actually touched that you guys paid attention and are using my teachings." Aizawa said, having a hand over his heart. "Maybe y'all are not completely useless after all."

Nezu snorted. "I wouldn't go that far."

Aizawa just shrugged and took a sip of his drink."I said not completely useless. They are still pretty useless."

A/N: Well, only two more parts to go~ Thanks for reading!