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Lily Evans finds her entire wardrobe to be gone. ft James Potter, The House-Elves and Tomate

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"shit." I muttered, wrenching open another drawer. "fuck fuck fuck". They were all empty.

How did i get here you ask?

Okay.

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it all started in potions that morning. Professor Slughorn had made the mistake of pairing me up with Sirius Black.

naturally we instantly hit it off.

"fuck of Black" i hissed at him through my teeth. we had been trying to perform a complicated spell over the draught i had and he wasn't helping.

"now Evans, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" he said, sitting with his feet on the table, twirling his wand around.

"as a matter of fact i do" i quipped, earning a confused look. but it was only for a split second before his features morphed back into a lazy grin.

"ah Evans, you never fail to amaze me with your remarks"

"i swear to god Sirius, i will feed you the vial in my pocket if you don't just shut up"

Sirius smiled. "oh yeah? well you see-"

he was unfortunately interrupted when an innocent Peter walking by, happened to trip on the leg of his chair, causing him to fall toward me, and in my attempt to get away, the eye of newt falling into the potion.

which then of course triggered a series of chain reactions, like both me and Black falling backward, Potter caught me, but Black however was not so lucky. he tipped right of his chair and onto peter.

trying to get up, Peter grabbed my wand the wrong way up, sparked his hand and dropped it into the hands of Black, who then tossed it into and already steaming cauldron belonging to a poor little boy.

Remus who was the boy's partner would have caught the ball had it not been for Potter accidentally grabbing my ass in an attempt to steady me (not entirely sure if it was even an accident) causing me to push him away, right toward Remus.

long story short, the wand fell into the cauldron and stopped working properly.

Professor McGonagall was called to then inspect my poor magic instrument, and had kept it with her all day.

this was Friday

then on Saturday, Marlene's boyfriend had to break up with her.

I had been sitting peacefully in the head's dorm, not disturbing anybody, just reading on the couch. Page after page I immersed deeper and deeper into the wonderful world of the book. All was calm.

If you ignored the fact that there was a raging battle going on in the book.

As i flipped another page, there was a commotion outside the portrait hole. I figured it was probably some first years that were lost and arguing with Cynthia on the portrait. I ignored them.

Just as i settled back into the story, the portrait hole flung open and noise filled the previously tranquil dorm.

Startled, i jumped off the couch and grabbed the stick Black had got me as a joking apology for ruining my wand (one cannot be too safe these days- with the rise of Voldemort and what not). 

I expected a death eater, Slytherins or the Marauders. I did not expect my friends, Marlene, Mary, Alice and Dorcas to barge in, followed by a guilty looking James Potter (my fellow head boy- confirmation Dumbledore's fallen off the rocker).