|| Wrong Number |❥| Katsuki Bakugou x Reader

❥ 004

Y/N:
You know, I don't think you know my name.

Bakugou:
So? You're still gonna be called bitch

Y/N:
Y/N, the names' Y/N.

Bakugou:
No, your names' bitch.

Y/N:
Eh, then your name is asshole

Bakugou:
You dIPSHIT

Y/N:
Stop going bizarre, mister.

Bakugou:
Bitch. You bitch.

Y/N:
Asshole. You asshole.
Y/N:
Let's get to know each other!

Bakugou:
no.

Y/N:
What's your name?

Bakugou:
lord explosion murder.

Y/N:
Favourite colour?

Bakugou:
Orange.

Y/N:
What is your hair colour?

Bakugou:
no

Y/N:
Huh, interesting. What's your eyes' colour?

Bakugou:
no.
Bakugou:
Are you trying to know what I look like, bitch

Y/N:
Yes?

Bakugou:
You could've asked for a picture.

Y/N:
Really?!

Bakugou:
no.

Y/N:
Whatever you're probably a twelve year old.

Bakugou:
I'm not, you bitch.

Y/N:
You know what?

Bakugou:
That you're a fucking dumbass?

Y/N:
No!
Y/N:
But...
Y/N:
I love you! 😍

Bakugou:
Ew, bitch.

Y/N:
Never knew I'd get bitch-zoned.

Bakugou:
Should have expected that.

Y/N:
Whatever, you're ugly anyways.

Bakugou:
I will slit your throat open, you bITCH

Y/N:
oH mY gOd, I'm sO sCaReD!1!1!1

Bakugou:
You should be, even tho you're CLEARLY being sarcastic

Y/N:
Whatever. Anyways, be my vent buddy?

Bakugou:
No, god.

Y/N:
That wasn't a question! But like I accidentally burnt my left hand a bit and now it hurts like a buttcheek on a stick!!! 😭

Bakugou:
Nice.

Y/N:
GaSp, what is your problem with me?! I have been nothing but nice to you 🖕

Bakugou:
Once I saw your ugly ass in that disgusting dress of yours, I knew you're a bitch.

Y/N:
Oh you hOE!
Y/N:
Bakugou, more like Bastard.

Bakugou:
How do you know my name?!

Y/N:
I have my ways ☺👍

Bakugou:
smh, don't lie dumbass. that dumb dEnKi prolly told you.

Y/N:
Hey, you're actually smart for once!

Bakugou:
I have always been smart!