"THING 1 I LOVE YOU" Things 2 scream.
"uwu" ting 1 say into thing 2z azz cheeks. " YUMMY I AM HAVING A GREAT TIME BECAUSE I AM EATING YOUR ASS ALSO BECASUE DONNALD J TRUMP IS NOT HERE RIGHT KNOW !!"
Then trump come in and ruins the moment.
"So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid." trunk says softly.
Thing one and thing two then grab him by his megan knees and swing him around like a rope until he his his head on the wall and dies.
"bitch." thing 2 and thing 1 say at the same time.
Then they do anal.
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