Character High presents The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Damnit Janet

"Here they come!" Liz Sherman said as a Dentonian.

"Let's get a picture.  Close together now.  The folks and then the grandparents.  Yes, all the close family.  Ahhh, hold that. Beautiful.  And... smile!  Congratulations!" Said Elodie Davis as the Photographer. I talked her into it.

"I guess we finally did it, huh." Shawn Spencer said as Ralph Hapschatt to Luther as Brad Majors.

"I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Betty have been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher courses."

"Well to tell you the truth, Brad, that's the only reason I showed up in the first place."

"Ok you guys, this is it." Juliet O'Hara said as Betty Munroe Hapschatt.

"Well Betty's going to throw the bouquet."

"I got it! I got it!" Allison said as Janet Weiss, she rumored Mr. Elfman to give her the part.

"Hey big fella, looks like it could be your turn next, eh?"

"Who knows."

"Well, so long, see you Brad. Guess we better get going now Betty. Come on, hop in.  See ya, Brad!"

"Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful?  Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful?  I can't believe it. An hour ago she was just plain old Betty Munroe and now... now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt."

"Yes Janet, Ralph's a lucky guy."

"Yes."

"I always cry at weddings." Liz said.

"Uh, everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook."

"Yes."

"Why Ralph himself, he'll be in line for a promotion in a year or two."

"Yes."

"Hey Janet"

"Yes Brad?"

"I've got something to say."

"Uh,huh."

"I really loved the uh... skillful way... You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!"

"Oh Brad."

Brad:
The river was deep but I swam it, (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it, (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it, (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...

The road was long but i ran it, (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it, (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so

Janet:
Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, (oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, (oh Brad)
That you've met Mom and you know Dad, (oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad I'm mad for you too...
Oh Brad,

Brad:
Oh... dammit!

Janet:
I'm mad,

Brad:
Oh Janet!

Janet:
For you,

Brad:
I love you too

Both:
There's one thing left to do,

Brad:
And that's go see the man who began it, (Janet)

When we met in his science exam-it, (Janet)

Made me give you the eye and then panic, (Janet)
There's one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Dammit Janet;

Janet:
Oh Brad, I'm mad

Brad:
Dammit Janet;

Both:

I love you!

"I would like, ah, if I may, ...to take you on a strange journey." Phoenix Wright said as he was in a study pulling out a file. "It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them.  It's true there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black, and pendulous, towards which they were driving. It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, but, uh, they being normal kids and, on a night night out... well, they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening, were they?... On a night out... it was a night out they were going to remember... for a very long time."