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Fukase: So you enjoyed getting banged last night Len?
Fukase: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Len: First of all, that's my kaomoji, not yours
Len: Second of all, I. DID. NOT. GET. BANGED.Flower: Of course, we all know that you didn't get banged. ✧(≖ ◡ ≖✿)
Fukase is typing...
Len: Flower please don't use that kaomoji
Len: It makes you seem sassy and I don't like it (ToT)Fukase: I like that kaomoji though...
Flower: Oh? Well I'm sure you like being bottom in bed with Piko.
Piko is typing...
Fukase: You know shits gone bad when Piko joins the chat-
Len: Oh look what you did Flower! (๑‾᷆д‾᷇๑)
Piko: Please don't drag me into your nonsense ('-﹏-';)
Piko: And I can assure you that Len and I did nothing lewd last nightFlower: I was only teasing, dear Piko. (ㅎᗨㅎ)
Len: FLOWER STOP-
Fukase: Well this has gotten into interesting... *sips tea*
[Oliver logged into the chat]
Len: OMG HI OLI!! (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧
Fukase: Hi Len's 2nd boyfriend! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oliver is typing...
Flower: Hello, Oliver.
Len: Fukase I swear I'll kill you-
Piko: Hey Oliver!
Oliver: Hello ol' chaps!! ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧
Oliver: I just wanted to confirm; are we still going through with the plan?Fukase is typing...
Len: Yup! Since it's Fukase's idea anyway!
Flower: Why do you always follow through with his cruel ideas?
Piko: Because they're fun I guess
Piko: That's why we keep him aroundFlower: Right.
Oliver: Oh c'mon no need to be cruel now! Fukase has plenty of other good qualities!
Len: Right! He's good at cooking, cleaning, and
Len: Well that's it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Piko: Our personal maid ~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
Flower: I think we all caught the "cruel"
Fukase: Len, I hope both sides of your pillow are warm (・∀・)
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The Squad Group Chat
FanfictionA bunch of short, hopefully funny and dramatic conversations that go on in the Squad Group Chat. Cover art by: @ktt_4d3f / Minotake (on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ktt_4d3f/status/1269880371803377664?s=21 )