5sos funny shit

Newbies

I'm talking about people who are new to the 5Sos world, they don't know shit sometimes. Here are some of the things I've seen on the Internet, or herd in public

"Omfg I love this new British band "

" Have you seen the Asian one, omfg he's soooo hot"

" Eww that Michael guy is so emo and weird "

" 5SOS IS SO PUNK ROCK "

" Why do they love will smith so much like, what the fuck?"

Me - " do you like 5sos? "
Person - " OMFG YES"
Me- " Cool, what's your favorite song?"
Person- " she looks so perfect"
Me- " any others?"
Person - " No that's the only one I know "
Me - " get the fuck away, I don't want you near me, I don't want you in my motherfuckin city, state, universe, generation, just no. If you call yourself a " fan " or apart of the " fam " you should at least be knowledgeable about them. HAVE YOU EVEN HERD OF DERP BALL?
Person - what's " derp ball "
Me - * screams internally and beats the shit out of them

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Hi guys so how u like the book? I'm new to the whole fan fiction thingie but I love it lol.

Question of the day ( sorry if it's kinda stupid )
What color bands should I get for my braces?

HAVE A LOVELY DAY MY LOVELIES 😘😘 AND STAY HAPPY IM HERE FOR YOU AND ILL HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING THROUGH A SCREEN IF I CAN LOL WELL GOODNIGHT I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS KIDS WHO IS ALWAYS IN HIS MAN PEIOD OKAY THEN BYE LOL 😘😘😘😘😘