18+ content. Another short one.
Atsumu Miya ➝ Has only hooked up with one goth person, he woke up to them placing crystals around his bed to "sexually charge the bed" and now he thinks anyone in goth style is automatically a witch.
Osamu Miya ➝ Had to go to the ER to get a carrot taken out of his ass, dont ask how the carrot got there. Just know that you should never put anything in your ass that does have a handle to pull it out. He also tried to hit on the nurse, but they gave him a fake number.
Rintarou Suna ➝ Once took a body shot off a person who had never cleaned their belly button. Then when he went to hook up with them, he took one sniff of their lower region and said "awwwwwwww fuck that" and just left. JUST GOT UP AND LEFT. It stank truly.
Shinsuke Kita ➝ Kept hooking up with a person who every time they finished they yelled "bingo!". Then when he took his grandma to bingo he got a hard on when people started yelling it. It was embarrassing and horrifying but his grandma asked if he wanted anyones number at the over 75+ bingo club.
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HAIKYUU ON SCARY NSFW🔞SEX STORIES 18+🔞
Fanfictionnotes: [18+] these are the horror sex stories of the ppl of hq. Their most embarrassing and worst memories during the deed. These are the kinda cautionary tales you tell kids to dissuade them from premartial hand holding. Anyways cringe content ahea...
