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     As Nowacc woke up in the morning she was excited to spend her honeymoon with her only beloved Barty.
      She called out to her wife, "Good morning babe! Ready to explore Paris?" But her sentence never was left hanging..this was because Barlett left the hotel room. Her shoes were missing and the large chunk of the bed she slept in was empty, except for her Mike Pence Stuffie. Panic surged through her as she realized what this could have meant, was her wife okay?

      Her first instinct was to call her best friend Virginia who answered only seconds after she called. Nowack was exasperated "Please Virginia what do I do? Barty is gone and I don't know where!" Virginia made a strangled moan sound and soothed her.

      After she said goodbye Nowack cried and cried, she dreamed of the touch that her sweet angel bestowed upon her. So with tears welling in her eyes she set off to find her wife and make everything right.

*cut to night time with Nowack frantically calling Velez again*

"Nowacc listen I'm sure she's in good capable hands!" Said Velez in a relaxed manner. "Good hands!? Virgin, I'm stuck in Paris, France and I can't speak the language but Barlett can...We have to leave in three days!" Nowacc felt like she was having to pay for her sins even before she went to hell these days, Barlett declined all of her calls and left her text messages on read much to the chagrin of her lover.

Then Nowacc realized something while she was calling Velez earlier today that made her blood boil. Whenever she would call Velez she would usually text Barlett to be able to tell Virginia what was going on... But somehow she never noticed how Velez said she was able to get her calls and had said "She's feeling even better than ever!"

At first it seemed like sympathy, maybe even understanding but from the soft moans she knew what was going on all along...She was being played for a fool!