That person on my school bus: Ugh... like go away I'm like totally saving a seat.
Me: No, that is like so illegal in 2400 CONTINENTS, so move over you dirty foolish fool who is now being fooled by a foolisher fool who is me!
That person on my school bus: Wut?
Me: *pushes person over* ....Don't mess with me you dirty Himalayan.
FYI: I have nothing against Himalayin's... so yea.