FYI if this made no sense whatsoever then.... that's good
So this is a awkward story that has happenend to me at school... so my classmate was making double jokes they were so bad and here is what he said to me...
Me: Dude stop making you duble jokes they are sooo bad.
Classmate: No cause I'm gettin' all the gurls.
Me: Since when?
Classmate: Cause I've got double the everythang.
Me: Bro, no you don't cause I'm pretty dang sure you don"t have two heads.
Classmate: But I've got double dongs }:-)
Me: ............. Do you know what you just said?
Classmate: yeaaaaaaa.
Me: 0_______0 Wha, WHa, WHAT...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT? BROOOOOOOOOOO WTH DUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? BUT LIKE WHAT THE HELL? *runs outside* WHAAAAAAAA?