𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴

The Test

POV: 2nd

The team takes the Rice Purity Test

⚠️spoiler⚠️ A/N: this story takes place after Spencer is released from prison but consists of the season 7 team. brief mention of Spencer's drug use. i would like to say that i took the rice purity test as each of the team members and i tried to keep it realistic to the characters. i know some people like to think that Spencer is a virgin and extremely "inexperienced" some people believe the complete opposite in that he has the whole BDSM kink. i tried to keep it realistic to the character and not the headcanons with all characters. this story is primarily dialogue, hence the low word count. there isn't too much imagery as it takes place at the round table and doesn't move from there. p.s. jemily is strong in this one. happy reading!

word count: 924

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"Hey Babygirl, whatcha doin' over there." Derek leaned across the table to look at Penelope's screen.

"Nothing." She stated matter-a-factly. She was huddled in front of her computer and her cheeks were rosier than normal.

"Come on Pen, you're blushing." you pushed. The rest of the team filed into the round table room.

"What's going on?" Spencer asked.

"Garcia's hiding something." You explained.

"Ok fine, twist my arm," She surrendered, "I'm taking the Rice Purity Test."

"The what?" Morgan puzzled.

"It's an online quiz that measures your purity, you check a box for each high-risk activity you've taken part in and it gives you a score. I've never taken it if that what you're wondering." Spencer explained.

"Oh! I've heard of that! Where do you find it?" Emily said. Pen explained. You'd heard of it before but you hadn't taken it. The lower you score the more you've done. You imagined your score wouldn't be too high.

"We should all take it?" Pen suggested excitedly.

"Count me out," Rossi exclaimed, throwing his hand up in surrender, "you people already know too much about me."

"I'm with you on that Dave," Hotch added.

"Isn't this something like high schoolers do?" JJ asked.

"Scared we'll learn all your dark secrets, JJ." Morgan teased.

"It just seems immature."JJ continued.

"Well, we're taking it anyway," Emily reassured.

"I'll take it if you do Y/N." Spencer looked to you.

"Deal." You agreed. You waited while Pen finished.

"35 out of a possible 100." Pen announced proudly.

"That's my Babygirl!" Morgan gave Garcia a high-five and she slid him the computer.

"Ok," He leaned in and started the test. After a moment he looked up. "Are all these questions sex related?" He glanced at Spencer. "Good luck Pretty Boy." He teased. Spencer flicked a pen at him.

"Very funny." Spencer laughed sarcastically. Another while and Morgan sat up in complete confusion.

"Hey Dollface, how'd you score a 35? I got 36?" The whole table erupted in laughter, even Hotch cracked a small grin.

"Alright JJ, your turn," Morgan said pushing the computer in front of her.

"Why not, right?" With that JJ started the test. A few minutes had passed and JJ looked up at Emily, cheeks red.

"What?" Emily asked, confused.

"Nothing," JJ said quickly. Morgan looked at the computer screen and his eyes went wide. His eyes shot between Emily and JJ.

"JENNIFER?!"

"What?!" Emily and JJ asked in sync. The two blushed and the whole table silent and JJ continued like nothing happened. Morgan looked completely astounded for the remainder of the time and no one bothered to ask anything else.

"47." JJ finished.

"Not bad, babe." Pen said with a smile.

"Y/N, you're up." JJ sighed, shifting the computer so it was in front of you. In front of you was a yellow screen that read The Official Rice Purity Test, skimming the instructions you started clicking boxes. The boxes had just about everything, from sex, drugs, been arrested, and the last few questions were extremely questionable. You got to the bottom and clicked "Calculate my Score"

"40," you sighed. "Spencer?" As you slid the computer in front of him you remembered the drug and jail related questions and you wanted to take the computer away. Spencer didn't look back on any of those memories fondly like some people might and you didn't want to subject him to that. Everyone else who had taken the test seemed to feel the same.

"You don't have to take it, Spence, if you don't want to want to." JJ chimed in.

"Yeah, Kid doesn't worry about it," Morgan added. Spencer looked offended like it was crack at his lack of love life but we all looked sympathetic so he looked at us confused.

"No? I'm fine, I'll take it." He leaned forward, poking at the touchpad like an old man. He squinted at the screen and went ahead. With his insane reading abilities, you expected he'd be done quickly but he hesitated at some questioned and you didn't look up, not wanting to see the pained expression on his face or anyone else's. Another minute went by before he was done.

"62," Spencer announced quietly, he cleared his throat and stood up, "I'm gonna get a refill on my coffee, any else want a refill?" You and Emily handed him your mugs.

"Thanks, Spencer." You said softly. He glanced at Emily.

"One shot of Stevia?" He asked. Emily confirmed this and he then confirmed that you liked 1/4 creamer and two sugar cubes and he left.

"My turn now right?" Emily asked, breaking the silence.

"Yup!" Pen answered happily, trying to bring the fun energy back to the moment. Emily started the quiz and immediately started clicking repeatedly.

"Whoa, whoa Prentiss? Are you even reading them?" Morgan seemed concerned. She seemed to know exactly what she was doing.

"It's not my fault I have more fun than you." Emily smiled, Morgan was shocked. After a moment or two, Spencer came back with our coffee. And Emily looked up at JJ with a smirk and JJ pretended to look elsewhere. You hid a smile while Morgan looked back and forth at everyone to see if they saw it too. Then she got quiet and glanced at Spencer who appeared to be lost in thought, drinking his too sweet coffee.

"Guys," Emily looked up with a massive grin, "25 bitches!"

"How!?" Morgan was appalled and extremely shocked. You, Pen, and JJ bust up in uncontrollable laughter. Hotch and Rossi are disappointed.