Your everyday average family (Sleepy Bois AU)

2: Don't be such a fucking dick.

Possible Tw?: Drugs and Alcohol

Wilbur heard his phone buzz, it was 9:50pm and Minx still wasn't there. Wilbur was planning on cancelling and just sleeping but sure enough he had a message from Minx.

Minx: I'm outside your house, prick.

Wilbur: Bit late?

Minx: Hurry up.

Wilbur laughed and threw his jacket on, running downstairs and shouting goodbye to everyone. Tubbo and Tommy shouted goodbye back while Techno ignored him and Phil smiled and waved.

He ran to the front door and got into Minx's car, next to her.

"Hello Wilbur." Minx said as she started to drive away.

"Hello Minx, Hi Niki." Wilbur said, smiling at the pink-haired girl in the backseat.

"Hello Wil. You look nice" Niki said smiling and looking up from her phone.

"You too Niki."

"Shut the fuck up." Minx said out of nowhere, causing the other two to fall into fits of laughter.

They drove for about 20 minutes and then pulled into Schlatt's driveway, music blaring from the car and the three of them screaming along.

"Why are you so fucking loud?" Schlatt asked walking out of the house with Quackity following behind him.

"Schlatt, we are just happy to see you again." Wilbur said with mock sadness.

Minx swatted him around the head, causing him to get out of the car and Niki and Minx followed suit.

The group of them walked into the house and into Schlatt's room. The weed had already been rolled up and there was bottles of beer and vodka, some empty, some not, scattered all over the room.

"Want some?" Schlatt asked after taking a puff from his blunt and Wilbur nodded, taking it from his best friend's hand, copying exactly what he done.

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"You've gotta be joking." Techno said walking into Phil's room.

Phil looked up from his pc and raised an eyebrow at his son.

"You let Wilbur go out even after you said you'd sort it?"

"He said he wasn't gonna do anything Tech." Phil replied.

"And you believe him?" Techno questioned his Dad.

"I'm the parent here Techno and I need you to respect my choices." Phil said, seemingly annoyed.

Techno backed down, he hated when he argued with Phil so he always tried his best to not push him too far.

"I'm sorry Tech but it's not your place to worry." Phil said, smiling at Techno.

Techno nodded and walked out of the room to check on his little brother, who was downstairs asleep on the sofa with Tubbo. There was a movie playing in the background, which Techno guessed they had fallen asleep watching.

"This is so fucked up." Techno muttered to himself as he walked upstairs.

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"Pass me the blunt." Wilbur said to Schlatt, who passed it to him almost instantly.

"You guys do know it's 4am." Niki said, she was there mainly to supervise her friends and she only had a couple shots while everyone else downed glass after glass of vodka and bottle after bottle of beer.

"Don't fucking ruin the night Niki. Liven up." Minx said, slightly slurring her words.

"Minx, you guys were drinking and smoking until like 7 yesterday, surely you can stop now. Besides I still need to drive you home." Niki continued to say concerned but slightly amused.

"Oh yeah, Schlatt can I stay here today and tomorrow, I can't go home like this. My dad'll fucking murder me." Wilbur said, remembering that he told his dad he wouldn't do anything tonight.

Schlatt raised an eyebrow, seeming to consider wether he wanted to say yes or no.

They had been friends for the past year but had not spent the night at eachothers house yet or hung out alone for that matter. There wasn't a reason they hadn't, there was just no need to, they would get high with Minx and Quackity and then Niki would drive them home when she thought they had enough.

They were quite close and although had seemingly opposite personalities got on the best out of everyone in the group.

"If you must." Schlatt said, he took a moment to consider something, "but you're sleeping on the floor."

Wilbur thought that was fair enough and took a puff, before handing the blunt to Minx.

"Okay that's enough." Niki said grabbing it out of Minx's hand and passing it to Schlatt, "We're leaving Schlatt but thanks for having us...again."

"Yeah yeah, you know you're all welcome anytime. Just don't be fucking annoying." Schlatt said as Niki attempted to drag Minx out the room while Quackity followed and laughed.

"See ya." Quackity said as he walked out of Schlatt's room.

"So... what's up with your dad?" Schlatt asked opening his fourth bottle of beer.

"I don't fucking know, he was talking about how it was like stupid or some shit. Then I complained about a headache and he blamed it on staying out all night."

"He has a point." Schlatt said and Wilbur shrugged.

"I know he does but it's none of his business. Anyways, I said i'd stop and asked if i could stay here tonight."

"He's looking out for you man. It's been ages since you drank and smoked this much."

"I don't have a girlfriend to 'keep me in line' so I get to do whatever." Wilbur said, grabbing the bottle out of Schlatt's hand and taking a gulp.

"Fair enough." Schlatt said, rummaging for another bottle, which he found quite swiftly.

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Techno checked the time, it was 7am and he hadn't slept for almost 30 hours. He stayed up all night playing minecraft while worrying about Wilbur, especially recently.

He used to stay up all night for fun but now that his brother would go out all night, he'd stay up until Wilbur got home and then would need to make sure Tommy was okay and Wilbur wasn't completely zooted.

Recently, he got into the schedule of not sleeping for days on end and then sleeping for 5-6 hours before repeating the cycle.

Wilbur

Techno: I know you're fucking lying to dad.

Wilbur: Piss off Tech. I'm not lying and even if I was where's your proof.

Techno: Fucking hell, I'm just trying to looking out for you Wil.

Wilbur: Sure. Tell dad i'll be home on Friday.

Techno: For fucks sake.

Techno put his phone down and rolled his eyes.

A/N: I'm not 100% sure how I feel bout this chapter but thought I might aswell publish it and if I really dislike it, I can edit it later on. I'll post chapter 3 later today or tomorrow.