RYAN GULDEMOND AND JESUS THE DRAG QUEEN (WARNING 18+)

A Twist of Fate

Ryan was super excited, he and Soggy Bred were going to a drag show together and meeting up with Molly after to get some food. *gluten-free of course, Soggy Bred isn't a cannibal* Ryan was PUMPED to see a drag show for the first time with his true love. They sit with some decent seats and what he was was MAGICAL! beautiful drag queens, handsome drag kings, and even a few androgynous fellers! Ryans eyes glistening, he turned to Soggy Bred and hugged them as strong as he could, but still wary of squishing them! "what was that for..?" Bred asked. "For taking me to this drag show, DUH!" Ryan said,  he then giggled, quite giddily and turned to watch! But then he saw someone that caught his eye... a Beautiful drag queen, her hair went to her thicc, seemingly un-padded ass, a lovely silverish blue colour, she had on this GORGEOUS bodycon lavender dress and her face painted similar to that of an E-girl. Ryan was mesmerized by her, he couldn't even take his eyes off her, then they made eye contact. "she's probably looking at someone else..." he thought but then, she spoke... "Ryan? Ryan is that you? lead singer of Mother Mother?!" she has a low raspy voice, it was music to Ryans' ears... "Guys it is! Ryan Guldemond of Mother Mother is at OUR drag show!!!" Ryan snapped back to reality and stood up. "Ryan come on down to the stage c'mon don't be a pussy" the mysterious, sexy, slim thicc drag queen winked at him. Bred smiled at Ryan, "c'mon babe, don't be a puuuuussssssaaaayyyyy". Ryan got up on stage, blushing. The crowd cheered and whooped his name! "RYAN I LOVE YOU" "MARRY ME DADDY" "MOMMY MOMMY IS MY FAVOURITE BAND" fangirls screamed. The drag queen said, "Oh by the way I'm Jaycee Velour, nice to meet you!" Ryan replied "heh... Nice to meet you too!" then the drag queen turned off her mic and said, "we should TOTES hang out after this, wanna get some dairy queen together?" to which Ryan said "only if my seggsy partner can come" *he said this is a sultry voice, almost with a southern accent* Jaycee giggled "ok, I know a life hack to get extra food too!"